I just don't. Get. It.

The people eating this crap up in droves are the people who also went to see movies like Passion of the Christ and probably bought that crappy Fireproof Kirk Cameron movie on DVD. When they get all up in this shit, they get serious about it. Because Jesus, guns, and anti-Islam sentiment makes them happy in the pants.

But they didn't know that when you put the ding dong in the tweeter that babies came out. (Usually through the butt or out the mouth.) Are you sure these aren't Texas rabbits? They need a lesson in abstinence.

I thought the liberals were all up in conspiracy theory bullshit. Like, listening to AM Coast to Coast used to be a liberal thing to do. Now, it's all conservatives, militia folk and libertarian 20-somethings who live for contrarianism.

People who order well-done steak. Can pretty much guarantee an asshole.

I remember when Johnny Depp was hot and not creepy.

DaneJones has good female-friendly stuff, imho. I find that much hotter than a close-up of dick in vag reverse cowboy where a woman is hanging off a chandelier to get the perfect shot type stuff.

Is there such thing as an educated, intelligent racist? Just wondering.

They visit websites like this—only it's the monster truck, man-centric version. And they all pat each other on the back about their Fox News literacy and whose beard looks the most like Chris Kyle's.

I get one in each class. Sometimes two. Students commenting on my breast-size, my makeup, my clothing. They're pretty sly, too, because the evaluations are anonymous and I never ever recognize their handwriting. And I certainly never tell other professors who they are and what they wrote.

Awww, their poor ruined lives. I'm just so.....

That tutorial is great, but the girl already has full lips. I have a small mouth with a small upper lip. (Think Nicole Kidman before botox.) There's just so little you can do with makeup, but damn if I don't make it work. And she looks so much better without the trout pout.

They were measuring from the bunghole and going up and over the balls.

He even makes apologizing look elegant. Go figure.

All teh kitteh gifs...

I know. That one on the right doesn't look 18.

I love Canadian TV

here is Nicole Kidman all the fucks she gives...

I went to the club with my best friend and one of her "casual pals." Afterwards, we hit a Denny's and ordered some breakfast. Casual Pal (who will henceforth be known as "Satan") orders some egg white omelet and wheat bread with no butter. She's trying to watch her weight—no matter that she had already downed 6…

This artist can join 90% of self published "authors" who don't get why their books get bad reviews on Amazon. It's not the shiteous cover art that looks like it was drawn by a sixth grader playing around in MS Paint. Nor was it the 17 spelling and grammar errors found on the first page. By God, people just need to…