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here is Nicole Kidman all the fucks she gives...

I went to the club with my best friend and one of her "casual pals." Afterwards, we hit a Denny's and ordered some breakfast. Casual Pal (who will henceforth be known as "Satan") orders some egg white omelet and wheat bread with no butter. She's trying to watch her weight—no matter that she had already downed 6

This artist can join 90% of self published "authors" who don't get why their books get bad reviews on Amazon. It's not the shiteous cover art that looks like it was drawn by a sixth grader playing around in MS Paint. Nor was it the 17 spelling and grammar errors found on the first page. By God, people just need to

I decided to watch this and as wholly heart broken when Miss Jamaica didn't win. I mean, what the eff? Miss USA was runner up?

Great if they can prove it. I'm all for men calling companies out on this type of bullshit. But, I ask for a few things in return:

Give a hand, definitely! But you have to be sly. Some guys will freak the fuck out if they are caught. So, you pretend to half-wake up, like, grumble a little then roll over to face him (lying on your side). He may freeze up. So, you slide an arm across his torso, move your hand between his legs like YOU are

I gave myself a girl mullet in the 8th grade because I wanted to look like Sheena Easton. No barber needed. I cut it myself.

Cue MRA members...

Most thinking people find this book to be a piece of shit, but I have to give it to James. She knows what her fans like/want and if she wants to fight for that—I say let her. It's gotten her where she is today and even though she's a joke in the literary community, she's laughing all the way to the bank.

I feel like this should be a scene in a badly acted hentai video.

As long as they don't get more than 2 racks of that shit, it will be like old times.

Can someone confirm whether or not this is real and not some SNL sketch.

Oh fuck this shit....

... AND I just ordered it for my kid. Thank you. :)

OMG I REMEMBER THAT BOOK.

I have an envy boner right now.

If these really were Christian men, shouldn't this video be more along the lines of:

I'm still here, bitches and I know everything. -A

I hate it when I have dreams that I'm kissing a total slobbery-mouthed guy. Like, I had a dream about Jeremy Piven and he had the grossest kisses. They were nearly acidic. I think it was just my GERD acting up, but in my dreams GERD looks like Jeremy Piven?