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here is Nicole Kidman all the fucks she gives...

I went to the club with my best friend and one of her "casual pals." Afterwards, we hit a Denny's and ordered some breakfast. Casual Pal (who will henceforth be known as "Satan") orders some egg white omelet and wheat bread with no butter. She's trying to watch her weight—no matter that she had already downed 6

Finally watched the first two episodes on my DVR and I have to say, I'm pretty impressed. Nice seeing "Nerd" get a starring role, and he's rocking it.

This artist can join 90% of self published "authors" who don't get why their books get bad reviews on Amazon. It's not the shiteous cover art that looks like it was drawn by a sixth grader playing around in MS Paint. Nor was it the 17 spelling and grammar errors found on the first page. By God, people just need to

I decided to watch this and as wholly heart broken when Miss Jamaica didn't win. I mean, what the eff? Miss USA was runner up?

Can Hollywood just stop with this shit?

Great if they can prove it. I'm all for men calling companies out on this type of bullshit. But, I ask for a few things in return:

Give a hand, definitely! But you have to be sly. Some guys will freak the fuck out if they are caught. So, you pretend to half-wake up, like, grumble a little then roll over to face him (lying on your side). He may freeze up. So, you slide an arm across his torso, move your hand between his legs like YOU are

I gave myself a girl mullet in the 8th grade because I wanted to look like Sheena Easton. No barber needed. I cut it myself.

Cue MRA members...

I enjoyed it. It's "found footage" which usually turns me off, but I didn't mind it this time around. The kids were great little actors.

Most thinking people find this book to be a piece of shit, but I have to give it to James. She knows what her fans like/want and if she wants to fight for that—I say let her. It's gotten her where she is today and even though she's a joke in the literary community, she's laughing all the way to the bank.

Littleton, Colorado was apparently also created as a whites-only suburb. (This is where Columbine H.S. is.)

I remember ET having bad words! And the Goonies (Mouth putting his tongue through the painting will always make me laugh like a 4th grader).

You know, I was one of the few people who really liked Earth to Echo, but I didn't find it Goonie-like at all. These people need to shut their dirty mouths.

I feel like this should be a scene in a badly acted hentai video.

I've always wondered if, let's say, a 6-minute nap was recorded from the moment you put your head down, because sometimes it takes me 10 minutes to fall asleep. How do people set a timer when they're not sure how long it will take them to actually fall asleep?

As long as they don't get more than 2 racks of that shit, it will be like old times.

Can someone confirm whether or not this is real and not some SNL sketch.