Sign me up for that. He is like the James Bond of vampires.

Oh fuck this shit....

... AND I just ordered it for my kid. Thank you. :)

OMG I REMEMBER THAT BOOK.

I have an envy boner right now.

If these really were Christian men, shouldn't this video be more along the lines of:

Not just "nope," but fuck shit damn no.

I'm still here, bitches and I know everything. -A

awww man! really??

I've watched like 4 episodes this season and I just can't bring myself to watch anymore. I don't know what it is—but I am bored as heck with this show. Does it get better this season? It used to be the first thing on my DVR that I would watch. Now? It's down there with Food Channel crap and American Pickers.

Fuck Warner Brothers up the poophole.

I hate it when I have dreams that I'm kissing a total slobbery-mouthed guy. Like, I had a dream about Jeremy Piven and he had the grossest kisses. They were nearly acidic. I think it was just my GERD acting up, but in my dreams GERD looks like Jeremy Piven?

wtf

I win the Internet. Someone named fartgod liked my post.

Yeah, we all believe that you're this customer and not a troll.

Are we sure these customers don't have some modern-day slave workers locked up in their basements?

Signs name to this...

I don't see right wing zealots reading this and being "outraged" at all. Even if this woman aborted at 6 weeks, she would be considered a "baby killer." There's no changing this mindset.

This is the kind of shit that some of us were deathly afraid of during the last election. If you're a democrat and you didn't show up to vote last time around, punch yourself in the genitals for me. I thank you, personally, for this bullshit.

One of my best friends has this sort of relationship with her mother. Her mother is/was abusive. Extremely abusive. And mentally unstable. She refuses to get professional help (comes from that era of thinking therapy is "icky").