Is there some kind of unwritten law that says strong women who come to Jez must really want to read stories about animal abuse?

Yeah, because One Direction is all over that.

Do people still give a shit about smoking pot?

Yeah, I kind of did this when I read that line:

Who are these women who literally shit and piss themselves because their "man's gonna watch the big game?" I have never in my life fucking met one.

So, they hire emo fucks who show up to shows, play for 5 minutes and leave in Vegas now?

While I agree that it's best to be up front about wanting a relationship change, it's something else to pressure a woman you claim to have feelings for, making her sob all night, then being hunky dory with her saying "yes" ONLY after you threaten to leave her.

These outlier cases will always make the news: either a case of severe bullying as shown in this post, or, a kid getting suspended because he took a bite out of his sandwich and it ended up looking like a gun and he "pew pew'ed!" his pals across the table.

Rewatched the animated version after, what, 30 years? God, it sucked. Let's waste 30 minutes following the antics of the cat chasing the mice and some shit.

I'm so sorry for what you experienced. :(

Your name makes me LOL so hard that I almost want to pee.

It is gotten. And a bagel has been toasted... and the world is right.

From the article.... (which I used as a jumping off point).

I made the puke noise to people who say, "Omg, Mother's day is LAME. It's mother's day EVERY DAY... because consumerism."

I get that too sometimes. And social media offers that platform. It's kind of the price you pay for being on FB sometimes, haha. :D

Yes to all of this. :) I'm off to the grocery store. In the snow (because Colorado, WTF?) for Nutella.

Like I said, I lost my mother in March. This Mother's Day is full of epic suck. And epic awesomeness. It stings a little to see others on Facebook posting pics of them and "good ole mom," but you know what? They deserve to celebrate the shit out of this day. And so do I—in my own schizophrenic, "Why mom, did you…

I have no issue with that, but the people who think that we all need to be reminded of their uber-edgy "take" on Mother's Day and have it crammed down our throats? Yeah, dick-burgers. All of them.

I'm sorry, but every time I hear someone talk about how Mother's day is a manufactured piece of shit Hallmark holiday and OH MY GOD THEY WILL NOT BE A PART OF THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS....