I need the backstory to this text. I desperately need the backstory.

this was a random text I received and did a TERRIBLE job of being funny back. This was a gift horse and I looked it right in the mouth.

This was a fascinating read. Loved it.

Sia and Marina Diamandis (of Marina & The Diamonds) are our generation’s two most under-appreciated pop stars, IMO.

Omg, it’s so liberating to have zero fucks left. And soooo much fun.

I want to defend her all the time because I feel like people turned on her just because she had the audacity to get older. But she makes it soooooo hard when she goes around calling herself “fun-loving and adventurous.”

I hope that when I’m Madonna’s age I have a really nice chair with one of those built-in fridges.

I salute you from just a few years behind! I still have a few to give, but I’m definitely rationing them out at this point.

Shade.

Madonna honey, I’m 64 and I can guarantee I have more fun than you because I’m not trying so hard — plus I’m not as clueless. And I give zero fucks about being relevant. Well, I pretty much give zero fucks about anything. At 64 my life’s supply of fucks to give has run out.

She reminds me of one of those moms who tries really hard to be hip and fun for her kid’s friends. It's embarrassing to watch.

Calling other people jealous bitches sure doesn’t make her seem as fun as she thinks she is.

Oh, ok. That makes sense then. I thought it was some sort of sleeping garment for one’s nips.

“You never really can fix a heart”

I ADORE grey eyeshadow. ALL THE GREY, FOREVER. She does have on kind of a lot, tho.

You literally can, though, Sam Smith. That’s what cardiologist are for.

I read purely in the M/M romance world, but will be rubbernecking this thread for all the MRA comments! /Pulls out popcorn.

I truly had to re-read this nonsense because I got mild mental paralysis after my first read. I could understand using classmates to learn to check blood pressure or find a pulse in a wrist, but “you’ll be blacklisted if you don’t show us all your cervix” has ruined my life. What the ever loving fuck.

Barbara Ball.