This gave me so much joy. All the politely upset people clutching their pearls and getting their panties in a bunch. LORD SAVE US. NPR WAS THE ONE KARDASHIAN FREE HOLDOUT AND NOW THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING.
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I'd take john stamos home in every meaning of the phrase
Didn’t Emma Roberts like beat Even Peters? I would think that might cause drama, but what do I know...
brody jenner makes me want to set myself on fire
You’re always so nice, you should have a mermaid statue made out of ice (?)
Oh, that Mark. He’s just a Kirk who’s also a jerk! A dick who is also a prick!
I could see that I also wondered if I was supposed to relate with her? Is she supposed to be the character we view the show through? She did cleanses, shopped at whole foods, made soaps! That is completely not relatable to me, and I'm a middle class white lady about the same age. Did the writers assume she would be…
I feel like Piper is such a good foil, I can’t totally hate her. Her bourgie white lady problems are exactly as obnoxious as they should be.
It’s an uncomfortable hate when you think about Piper being a real person. I feel like you’re supposed to hate her but I can’t figure out why?
Their spinoff should be called Orange is the New Black! Piper should get released from prison and get her own spinoff show about her dumbass soap business called Boring Show No One Wants to Watch. She can take Alex and Larry with her.
Orange Wedding.
I keep praying that Piper will be killed off.
His wife is a cutie (not that he isn’t)! I can see why he is crying! “She’s going to be MY wife!”
Oh my god, you are amazing. I actually think that we could do a lot to help smokers if more people were understanding of the intricacies of the addiction. I’m NOT blaming non-smokers at all. . . .just saying the mentality of “why don’t you just quit?” or “how can you be so stupid?” is often NOT helpful for an addict.…
I think “devout religious folks” belongs on there somewhere, probably just before atheists. Which puts animal rescuers (hi!) yoga enthusiasts, and smokers one more level up. Or down, I guess. And what about relatives? If 50% of everything is below average (and it is, statistically) then I would venture that 50% of…
People who just rescued a dog.
I quit smoking the night I had a heart attack. I was 47 and had been smoking for 30 years. It was one in the morning, I was putzing around on the computer and I knew something was wrong. I filled my beloved dog’s bowls with extra food, cleaned the toilet in case I died and she ran out of water and then sat down on my…
“I can have just one or two and walk away though”
Bastard. I hate everything you stand for!