I order some of their realistic stuffed animals for my nephew occasionally. He was scared of them when he was a toddler, yet I’m enough of an asshole aunt to be like, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS LIFE SIZED REINDEER COST ME? SUCK IT UP, KIDDO. Now that he’s five, he looooves them. He sits on the reindeer’s back to watch…

I’ve got some very wealthy distant relatives and they had the ginormous version of my tiny stuffed FAO Swartz dog. I was quite impressed and the first time I saw it I immediately curled up on it. Because it was effectively a bed rather than a stuffed toy.

Sadface. Where will I purchase my $11,000 stuffed giraffe?

Wow, how did you get this picture of me on my birthday?

Don’t feel bad; my shorts currently have just a liiiiiiiitle bit of bird poop on them.

I love goats (as evidenced by the art on the walls in the background) so these little guys were the perfect choice!

I designed pixel art of my husband and I. The topper is made using shrinky-dink

Totoro!

Modeled after our pets - cat groom, cat bride, bearded dragon... officiant?

Since sleeping and eating are very important to me I feel I have far more in common with the mighty panda than I do with your standard wedding-cake svelte plastic lady. I ordered this from Kikuike Wedding Cake Toppers on Etsy and they were very nice about the massive Bridezilla panic I worked myself up into worrying…

I made these toppers for my sister’s wedding. The cake was a literal cheesecake, made of wheels of cheese... mm...

We had a fall wedding and owls are cute. Especially when they’re all decked out for a wedding.

Oh my gosh, I had a great one! The base and flower accents you can see in the back (as well as two rings on the reverse side) are from my mom and dad’s cake topper; from which I removed the horrible doves and repainted. Then using maps of my home I made us. We’re from Winnipeg (my skirt), we got engaged and married at…

When we got married, we had a sweet pup named Kenobi, which is why he’s sporting the brown cape.

My nickname for my husband is Waffles, and his for me is Bunnie. (Or, to be more precise, Bonnie Bunnie Butt.) (Long story.) We had this made for our cake topper, and gave out tiny jars of “WaffleBunnie Hunnie” as favors.

A pair of dancing skeletons for us.

I made our owl cake toppers out of modeling clay. The groom owl is holding a coffee mug.

I like chickens...and glitter...and flowers