I ated mine =(

OMG it had a gun!!!11

Having worked on the Hill, I know there are more than a couple of old lechers permanently encamped in our federal legislature.

That berry lady wants another shoot.

Probably my face.

I'd go with Jack Donaghey's "never follow a hippy to a second location".

Oh great. Now i have to jerk off. Thanks alot.

It feels like the demon of poor decision-making has your most sensitive body part in a vice grip and won't let it go until you bring him an offering.

This. I remember the first time I was cat-called. I was out with friends. We were 12. I was terrified. I was even more terrified when one of my girlfriends decided to throw a handful of small stones at them while yelling "We are children! We just paid $5 each to see a G rated movie because we are god damn children!"
Yea…

you really don't get it and I don't even know where to start.

No one cares about your lady boners.

Emma Peel is looking good.

I know one of the cyclists that was hit and another that was at the scene but not hit. I don't have enough curse words for this situation and that lady.

Wrapping dollar bills from my purse around my boyfriend's dick isn't making me any better lubricated. Am I doing it wrong?

So I take it that these street trolls are able to tell, just by looking, which visitors to the abortion women's health clinics are totally and for sure there for abortions, and which are there for:

I'm sorry. I'm just not willing to wear something called "Eau de GaGa." Come on folks, there's got to be a better name.

Her meth tape is going to make Rob Fords look like a Disney movie.

Dat mustache...

I had a nice bunny once. Then we got another. IT KILLED THE NICE BUNNY.