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Not all Bostonians!

I totally disagree. I don't think we rope men into marriage at all (what do they lose?) and my single friends are honestly happier than my married ones. I'm married, work full time, and have 3 kids, I can tell you first hand that there is not much in the institution of marriage for women (except of course he makes

I would not have fallen for caffeine panties. Xanax panties, on the other hand....

Sweet!!! I independently came to the same conclusions about Tyrion/McNulty, Arya/Michael, Littlefinger/Carcetti (duh), and Ygritte/Snoop. But that doesn't mean we can't play again! The best one my friend came up with was Varys/Proposition Joe. I mean, right?

not all weirdos!

Dear #NotAllMen,

We should also ban vomiting. IT'S ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND HEAVE.

TO UNDERSTAND RAMEN YOU MUST BECOME RAMEN

Aw, poor bbys can't always get away with saying disgusting, sexist shit with women around. How I feel for them.

Not using language demeaning to women should be an expectation with or without women in combat.

I really just wanted an excuse to post this gif.

If anything, fuck Hayden so fucking much for making me take the side of "Dianne Banker-Buttlicking Feinstein, The Dragon Lady With No Fuckin' Heart" on anything.

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back... after it died of an easily preventible disease.

It's really difficult for a lot of Americans - and the country if you think of it as having a collective psyche that transcends generations - as part of anything larger than itself. From inception, obviously, America has placed a premium on independence, which is all well and good in theory. But you know who else

I actually think you do a really good job of laying out a serious dilemma. On the one hand, it's counterproductive to assume or believe that the government is literally "out to get you." On the other hand, we have handy access to a lot of information indicating that our government (speaking loosely) has been a

She may not be pulling it out of her ass but she's definitely an asshole for perpetuating that shit. Not to mention she looks like she's been hiding in a damn cave somewhere muttering about "the precious".

It's so weird to see an black person make the "but I have black friends" excuse. Does this happen often, and it just goes under reported? Or is it actually just this rare?

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I'll just leave this Dara O'Briain here to help you feel better.

Sorry, but I cheered at this article. This girl is in a situation where it is clear she is being emotionally violated, and based on the tone of the article it would not be surprising to me if it went beyond that. She is not being protected or advocated for by her mother, and it seems like she is the oldest sibling.

I thought she was impersonating John Boehner to be honest.