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This is the correct answer.

I’m guessing you’re 100% right about the hammer effect.
I cant say i know much about gas pumps but it’s one of those things thats universal to all fluid pumping and difficult to confuse with anything else

Can you imagine that twit in actual jail? She wouldn’t last an hour. *evil grin*

Well, not for her...so...

Amy and the Conservative Court Jesters decided that the prison and the county could not be held liable because the numerous rapes “fell outside of the guard’s official duties”

The wise man does not ask whether or not something is good or right or just, rather, he asks the only question that matters: is this legal. 

Better Call Small

And the pointy teeth.

I’m still traumatized from finding that in my mom’s nightstand.

I’m laughing uncontrollably now.

Unless there’s a fundamental shift in the business that muddles the logo’s message or they used some very period-specific styling in the first place

All I can see is a dude sucking off someone in a wheelchair while getting pounded in the ass by an inflatable flailing arms person.

Harley has a rich history of hill climb and flat track. Some kind of dirt oriented adventure bike should be a natural fit.

This is Subaru’s answer to the Citroen Picasso: An Actual Picasso

The One Secret For Perfect Spinal Alignment Russian Chiropractors Don’t Want You To Know About!

You’d think that if it were so easy to do a Marine’s job, the Army would have figured it out some time in the last 243 years.

I just run the vehicle until all the oil is gone, then replace the engine. No mess.

I always thought the Goose death scene was bullshit because pulling the eject handle set off explosive cord in the canopy which shattered it.

Jeggings

Didn't know about this plane. Further research finds that it was built by Douglas Aircraft at their plant at Clover Field (Santa Monica Airport), just north of where I grew up. Spent a lot of time there as a kid.