#COTD ?

Fun fact—female anatomy is different and the wimmens have their ears in the bosomage.

Please tell me what the fuck this is from? Also, autocorrect thought I was saying, “Please twerk me what this is from.”

Jesus fuck.

I'm not betting on natural blondes here.

Well, there’s always Paxil®.

Anna, if he’s Iranian wouldn’t he be speaking Farsi/Persian rather than Turkish? Or does he just have his favorite language for misogyny?

It has a certain Santorumy Je ne sais quoi.

Maybe Trump’s gonna hand him back to the NVA? Maybe steal McCain’s comb over? Make him go to Trump University?

Just in case, you could get a tattoo with the script circling your little personal asterisk.

I’m sort of bummed that the script didn’t say “bunghole.”

make no mistake, the capability lost with the retirement of the Prowler will be sorely missed and their absence will make the USMC’s ability to fight conflicts independently much harder.

Well, in aircraft mechanic school they told us that you only ground down the welds when you wanted to reduce the strength of the part, so maybe Aston are on to something.

Sort of curious if it’s possible for an actual human to straddle that thing and ride. Not that that’s a criteria for this sort of one-off show bike.

Looks kind of like the sliding-pillar suspension on a Morgan.

What if they’re very intuitive and start giving you side-eye at the petting zoo?

So this fucker has a parts recovery turbine like a 3350, except the turbine is geared to an alternator rather than the crank?

We’ll also get you some Lamasil. For later.

This should be #COTD, and you should receive a Ted-Cruz-feet-flavored scratch-n-sniff as your reward.

Two thoughts: