No shit. Vasectomy two months ago, I should be dead now! What are you waiting for, nature?!?

I wish I’d gotten in on this. My father in law owns an unrestored Ford Model T. I don’t think the thing has ever been off the road for more than six months at a time in the last century, making allowances for the fact that it’s not licensed and ‘on the road’ since the fifties has mostly meant around his ranch and the…

It does seem weird, but I too had some South African friends who referred to themselves as African-American (jokingly) and I’ve heard of others. It is a pretty obvious joke, and literally true.

There’s bundle of snakes, then there’s bundle of WTF.

It’s Wall-E’s more judgy cousin.

Hmm. Subaru?

You forgot, “a creepy little wierdo with negative talent but an ego-boner to match Donald Trump.”

Are you sure about that? I thought that the point of advancing timing was to get the fuel combusted by the top of the compression stroke (or real shortly thereafter), so advancing timing further just results in combustion completing too early, leading to loss of power. Also, not seeing how advanced timing could lead…

Drone strike?

My poorly-embalmed cat also hi fives you.

Maybe it’s super heavy-duty Monokote intended for an RC plane.

Yes and no. Per Wikipedia, Michigan has a high gun murder rate (4.2/100,000), but Mississippi has almost as high a rate without the excuse of Detroit (4.0/100,000) and Missouri is even higher—5.4/100,000 residents. Nobody can top DC though. Texas has a gun murder rate of 3.2/100,000, which puts it above NY state among…

Who also needs adult supervision when using electric gatling guns?

And this is why The Oatmeal should never be trusted with automatic weapons.

Yikes. So somebody decided to hang the engine as far ahead of the front wheels as possible to fuck up the handling?

As an Oregon resident, could we get a pedal that periodically grabs the drivers foot and drags it to the floor, say when the car enters the left lane, or when speed drops below 15 mph on a dry road with no obstacles?

Actually it’s a Slow But Deadly. Son of a Bitch, 2nd Class was the Helldiver that replaced the Dauntless—the SB2C, for Scout Bomber (2nd model), Curtis. The Dauntless was the SBD, Scout Bomber, Douglas. Thus Slow But Deadly.

Actually that would depend on whether men are a protected class in that jurisdiction.

Yeah, because pointing out idiotic, nationalistic opinions is so unharminious,dude.

That would probably be more accurate than the Russian system advertised above. Also, I want a Dautless.