Easy difficulty: no Nedry or bad weather

Trump ruined my relationship with my white father a couple of weeks ago. By the end of the argument we were literally screaming at each other over the phone, which we had never done before. We apologized and I said I didn’t want to talk about politics any more because neither of us would ever change the other’s mind.…

I like your sense of humor. Had much chucklin’ muchly.
Also Mega Man X fucking owns. It owns so much that I might play this even though I generally hate procedural games.

As long as your partner isn’t choking to death on your pubes while they’re down there, who cares?

The dude kept glancing around like, “we’re gonna get arrested...”
I dated a couple of nympho girls like these. It was more stressful than sexy when they wanted to screw in a casino or vineyard or museum or wherever. Maybe I’m just too much of a square.

Yeah, the Repubs have proven that they have absolutely no control over him.

What? If nuclear holocaust comes the metro areas are going to get chaotic as fuck and cops will freak out and start shooting. (black people) If the country collapses then the people with all the power will be the rural white guys who own all the guns.

Like, welcoming another holocaust (that will be the worst for black…

“Fin” and “fixin” strike me as more of a Southern thing than a Black thing specifically, as I have heard people of various ages and ethnicities say it. Even younger generations without much of an accent say “fixin” almost constantly down here.

Nah, country white folks say that stuff too.
(at least in Louisiana, where I’m from)

Movies may be more expensive per hour of entertainment, but at least you don’t have to ignore the “Buy additional scenes!” or “Skip this character’s arc” icons in the background.

Yeah, I seem to recall that being an American invention. But I’m getting that info from one of those long lore FAQS that cited their source from some interview in some magazine from the early 90's, so who knows.

True. Then you’ve got the “Japan canon” vs “West canon” with things like Poison and Gunloc being Guile’s...cousin?

I read some of those plot guides a long time ago, but it seems like much of the info contained within is speculative or self-contradictory. Like old mythology, haha.

What a cute namazu!

Being a YouTube star is like having a million screaming children as your boss.

Then there’s the REALITY DADDY semi-spinoff which features dads who “voted for Trump because they had no choice” and believe that “we were better off when the traditional family still existed in America” and never finish your treehouse and divorce your mom because it’s been long enough since her cancer.

That’s probably true. But they’re not getting a proper diet, shots, or other medications. And to be clear, I’m not talking about homeless people. I’m talking about kids who live off of begging by choice and choose to bring a dog into the mix that they cannot possibly care for properly.

The worst are all the 20-year-old “bohemians” with dreadlocks who use their dogs to help them ask people for spare change.

One of the best sets of Street Fighter matches that I ever played was during a pointless text message fight with my then-girlfriend. I would read, retort, play a couple rounds like Daigo, and read her response.

Later, I watched the playback and realized I hadn’t dropped a single combo or made any mistakes. It’s because…

Thanks for posting this, Luke. The first episode was just okay, but the directing and acting gets better with each one. It goes from otaku-inspired cringe comedy to soul-crushing isolation, and it’s fantastic.