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omg Tina “cozy man-cage”! Now I know *exactly* what to ask Santa for.

I’ve dated guys Dwayne’s size, and I’m quite petite. You’d think it’d feel like that but it doesn’t. It’s more like being surrounded by a cozy man-cage.

And yet if you called her a “nigger” (and as she defines it, the shoe definitely fits) she’d probably call the cops on you.

you know what i will miss most about obama?

Receipt for a payment to Planned Parenthood for a mistress’s abortion.

Julian Assange, isn’t it time for you to step up and prove that you’re not a misogynistic pig? I can’t even type that with a straight face.

That is ... too, too young. She was only two years younger than my dad!

Excuse the poor image quality but ...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 2016!

I mean, if Obama wants to move in with him and continuing tutoring him for the entire duration of the presidency, I don’t see anything wrong with that. Further, if the dude is so easily influenced by whoever is standing nearest to him, I will donate what little I have to a Kickstarter to assure that Obama is paid for

Ever see the Simpson’s episode “Trash of the Titans”?

Starred for “Kumquat Barf Splat”.

I am so fucking tickled at the ineptness of it all. It’s full-on mayhem right now, and I AM HERE FOR IT. All of it.

BIDEN: Tell him on Tuesdays he has to spring for tacos for the former president. Say it’s tradition.

God we can only hope so. School House Rock is, actually, a pretty damn good start.

Right. And one more time I find myself wondering (this a thought that also haunts me as I watch all those protesters filling the streets), how many people on this thread didn’t bother casting a vote for Clinton on election day? Still enraged by this. Not getting over it any time soon.

Do you think he’ll pardon the Thanksgiving turkey? I swear, all bets are off with this guy.

A very good point. Right-wingers have used abortion as a wedge issue for decades to motivate the masses to get out and vote, and they stick with it because it works. If they actually overturned it, what would they turn to next? Oppressing women, minorities, and the poor just doesn’t sell quite as well if they can’t