I am just broken. I am hollowed out. This week. This year. Bowie. Prince. Now Leonard Cohen.

Hopefully today will be my first full day of work. Yesterday I was sent home, “not as a reprimand, but to calm down and get some perspective.”

Unrelated, but has Fallon ever done or said anything that’s more than mildly amusing? He’s like a study in mediocrity that’s done very well for itself.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Can we please stop doing this! instead of fucking people that chose not to vote for Hilary lets do something to change the reality that huge swathes of the population are racist, bigoted morons. lets do something to change the political system for the better. lets give people candidates they really want to vote for.…

I love that we are finally understanding who she is and what she has been through.

B/C I AM A LEGGIST. LESS THAN TWO OR MORE THAN FOUR, GTFO.

Well, in his defense, tortoises have a lifespan of 150 years, so he is relatively younger.

At the eye doctors when they’re shooting that puff of air right into your eye and they have to keep redoing it because you keep blinking.

Yuna’s is a very chic look-you wouldn’t necessarily realise that it is a deliberately modest one at first glance.

Where I vote is really close to home, but far from work. Just in case I have to work late, I want to make sure that I have time to vote. This is the 6th Presidential election that I have voted in, and the most important one of my life.

Girl, me too. I’ll pay off student loans like people pay off layaway at Kmart (I’ll pay those off too). I have an obscene amount of student loans (lawyer working in public interest) and I fantasize about hitting the lottery and paying off my loans and the loans of everyone I know.

Someone said “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change.” And they both end up being dissappointed. I think there’s some truth to that.

My immediate assumption was that they would just say #LILOHAN in block letters. Maybe with her face, too. It just doesn’t seem possible that she would have the imagination to approve anything else.

I think a lot of people confuse not liking saving and budgeting with being bad at it.

Then behold the Sashimi Tabernacle Choir, an veritable Volvo-load of evil:

I feel the need to post this, since we’re talking about Bruno Mars: his cover of The Little Mermaid song. So good and so funny.

Guess I’m having another baby next year. it’s fine.

“Let’s just kiss until we’re naked...”

Bruno Mars is a musical genius and I feel like he doesn’t get the credit he deserves. I still think about his one SNL skit where he was working at Pandora and their systems went down so he had to sing a variety of artists - he was so good!