Between one year old and three years old, there’s a lot of room for interpretation and a huge need to set the standard for social behavior. Thanks for the parenting advice, though.

You raise your kids, I’ll raise mine.

Good. Now can we work on booting Jimmy Fallon for his annoying portrayal of a talk show host?

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

No, Punta, not Puta.

Wait, there’s a town in Florida called fat whore? Oooookay.

In this instance there is mountains of evidence already and more to come. When did multiple intelligence agencies think that Obama was not American?  Have good night :)

I am not outraged or excited. I don’t think this will change anything. I am, however, going to laugh till my sides hurt because of all the PEEOTUS jokes.

The man is going to live out the rest of is days on Death Row. The chances of him seeing the executioner is probably less than 50% (much less, I imagine). However, I’d rather he rot under the jail for life as a lesson to other white nationalists rather than to die as a martyr to some incredibly stupid cause.

Superman ‘dat doe.

Don’t be sad. I’m in a similar situation and I’m definitely leaning toward the side of not having kids. With that being said, if you’re thinking off having them in the future but are unsure right now, maybe you could look into getting Skyla or Mirena. They last a shorter time compared to Paragard (which is what I…

By coincidence, my annual was about a week after the election. I had been thinking about an IUD for years but just never got around to scheduling an appointment...you can best believe I went ahead and scheduled one that day. My gynecologist was fantastic and when I brought it up she asked whether it had anything to do…

That is an impressive ordering of words to explain the principles upon which the parental entities are operating in regards to dissolving the matrimonial connection in an effort to mitigate any deleterious effects upon any and all non-adult household memebers.

Blake Lively is such a beautiful person and her kids are so cute, they’re almost a perfect family, except for Ryan’s too close together eyes.

Thanks everyone

Shazam - the movie about the pirate Sinbad who has a song stuck in his head and spends two hours trying to figure out what it is.

Current wife of Nick Valensi of The Strokes. Has successfully helped two rock stars get off drugs. Magical vagina. She deserves more, indeed.

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Kellyanne has a real Cryptkeeper vibe, except the Cryptkeeper had a sense of humor.

We should fix that by giving everyone better healthcare coverage, not by giving inmates less.