I did an Operation costume, my daughter was Inigo Montoya

I will never miss an opportunity to remind the world that Maya was once in The Rentals.

You’re right, he’s just constantly stirring it and trying to give serve it to anyone within earshot. Also, someone get Jimmy to rehab. He’s had enough punch, already.

Read that article you linked. Sounds like a guy you want to be friends with, but not be involved with. I know a lot of them and have dated a few. You can be a decent person and be terrible at romantic relationships.

It blew me away one day when I realized Minnie is singing “Maya” over and over again at the end of Lovin’ You.

Fred Armisen gives me the creeps.

Keep it coming. I want his post election days to be a living hell of one sexual assault trial after another. I also want to see how many of these women he actually sues.*

The list keeps growing or groping?

Music vines are always the best:

And, bonus: it makes it a hell of a lot easier to go about daily life when you’re not instantly recognizable.

Why would anyone pay $200 to see a musician they obviously know absolutely nothing about?The avatar/disguise thing is SIA’s whole schtick.

Many (most?) of Trump’s defenders think the issue is that he used the word pussy, hence the ‘locker room talk’ defense. They think that’s why people are so upset about the video and that we’re mad that he didn’t say ‘grab them by the crotch’ or something non-vulgar. There’s almost no realization that Trump’s casual…

This was nearly ten years ago but I’m still pretty sure I had put it in my locker. It was where I would usually put it when it wasn’t with me. We had a rule that no one would go into each others lockers (since they didn’t lock) and that was where we kept our bags and personal belongings. Now it is totally possible…

Ha ha... fuck you, Ghost, come at me! You win.

Thank you so much!! I was so nervous to post for the first time, and I was like UGH this isn’t scary, everyone will hate me. I’m glad you liked it! Also I hate exclamation points so much, but I am using them in earnest.

Ghost to you: RESPECT.

I can’t be the only person who thought Patronus.

This isn’t exactly scary, as it is pretty weird and a little sad and paranormal. It’s also kinda long, but it really happened to me this year.

Bell Witch!!!! I grew up in Kentucky, about three or so hours north of Adams. I did a paper on the Bell Witch in high school!! Still haven’t been to Adams, but my friend did and took some pics at the cave, got some orbs and shit.

This is my favorite post of the year. I only wish Kinja would make it easier to save my place! I want to read aaaaaallllll the scary stories. I tried keeping the tab open, so I can use a scary story as a reward for working, and it reset the page. The horrors.