i can almost smell the drakkar noir through the picture...he’s attractive, but also looks like he’d be the first to say so.

You need to move the nursery.

oh HELL to the no. I’m already accident, bad-luck prone as it is. I do not need that added stress!!

OMGGGGG I have literally been waiting all year for this. Excuse any typos, as this was typed at my desk in a moment of extreme excitement!

Growing up around a lot of creatures (great and small) I am thankfully not afraid of spiders. One time I dozed off outside on a deck couch and when I woke up (with my chin kinda down on my chest) in front of me was a type of Wolf spider on my chest in front of my chin (they are pretty impressive looking little…

There’s a story in my family of a great grandmother who was known in her adopted town as a mysterious, quiet yet elegant lady. She came from a well-to-do family in Belgium and never learned much English. Back then, it was announced in church when parishioners were sick, so a group of “aid society” ladies would come…

Why do these GOP donors only want their money back NOW? The blatant racism wasn’t enough? I refuse to believe any of them are offended for real. They just don’t want to look bad now that it looks like he’s not going to win.

The trousers are not cut in a very flattering way, but please stop with the hatred of high waisted, wide legged trousers, Jezzies. Just because these are bad, they are not a great example of how lovely they look usually

I swear, she’s lit from within. I’ve never seen a human so luminous.

Smoking on airplanes!

Is this a leftover post from Senior Week?

He bragged at a party that he had in his possession “a tape of Trump being a real dog.” These remarks prompted members of the Access Hollywood staff to locate it.

I don’t want to defend Moschino because I hatehatehate all the fugly stuff that Jeremy Scott designs but I think America is getting too tender-hearted with their trigger-warning pearl-clutching culture. What about prints with all those cute martini glasses or manly beer mugs or champagne bottles, I mean, where to…

Clinton: Hi, I’m Bill Clinton.
Bone: Ken Bone.
Clinton: I sure can!

It was interesting last night. After the debate was over. Hillary went and started thanking the people for coming and taking selfies with them for 15-20 minutes. Trump went straight to his family and then talked with a couple people and left. Clinton was still out mingling with the crowd.

That’s him? Wow, he must have bet his neck on the hard eight and lost.

So, live like in this video?

As a southerner, it can mean f-you. It can also mean “I hate that it happened to him, poor thing.” (which is what it means here.) Seriously, “bless your heart” is one of my favorite phrases because it can mean many things.

Yeah a bunch of Jezzies who aren’t even actually from the South decided that it is always an expression of derision, but as others in the thread have pointed out, it’s actually context dependent. I’ve said “bless his/her/your heart” plenty of times and not meant it as an insult.

It’s context dependent.