This friend. I like her.

I picked it out at the video store to rent it. After the opening credits ended I was quite upset.

when I was a kid I was SO disappointed that that movie was not about a silly pink cat’s antics.

Former Jezebel writer Mark Shrayber occasionally texts me screenshots of it to troll me, which I richly deserve

Hyder told me one of his better characters was still active, and getting published (a male character, as it happens). I asked him to tell me where. He politely refused.

also, this is never brought up when say...they hold 3248570987609 benghazi hearings spearheaded by republicans against a democrat in an obstructionist congress.

I’m a painter. The artist kind. I vociferously argue in favor of many works which are dismissed with “This is art?” An ignorantly proud lack of understanding, or unwillingness to engage, keeps many people from seeing the depth in Pollock, Rothko, and others. However, I find this particular artist’s work far too facile…

I can’t get passed how crappy and lazy this work is to even be offended.

Can it really be this easy? Just trot out a new person who Trump effed over at each of the next two debates, and be done with this thing? I can’t believe just how he just can’t. Stop. Lashing. Out.

That was excellent and brings home what has niggled at me when I’ve read transcripts of his remarks. I watched the debate and knew he was barely coherent and monosyllabic as I was listening, but reading the transcripts the day after is even more painful.

I felt the same way after my relationship ended with a guy that was 3 inches shorter than me. Heels forever! Amazonian woman for life! But now I’ve gone back to flats. Fuck heels, they ruin your feet.

he does always seem so serious and cautious...

Balloons are Having A Year!

I love how George had a little “over it” smirk when Charlotte went running off then was all “hey ill help destroy this place!”

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?

The sequin rainbow dress is for me. Friendship IS magic.

You’re right; and he so clearly wanted them to get angry and violent so it’s delicious that no one even raised their voice. Then the cops calmly show up and unmask and arrest him amidst peals of laughter.

If somebody was trying that hard and horribly to make me angry I think I’d react the same way as the protesters: nonplussed, glancing at each other to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating, then filming the moron.

THANK YOU! This video is a brilliant case study in vile racism, the shit that black people have to put up with and how calmly they have to do it, and what thoughtful policing looks like.

Christ on a crutch, Tennessee! I thought you kept all your racist assholes in Memphis?