Also, isn’t there a Shazam for plants now? PlantNet? (now I’ll look)

then know this - i now follow you, and will always get it...no angsty sulking allowed.

See? This is the kind of shit I say and by the time anyone gets it I am off and sulking.

ok, we will, but they’ll need a lot of water and attention to really thrive.

I thought they were humongous moths.

I know what they are! Aristolochea littoralis (plant nerd here).

Heh, once I got to dj at a neighborhood bar and put this tune on. An older woman sitting nearby flipped out and we bonded.

DANCE, BUMBLEBEE GIRL, DANCE!

I’m really starting to hate Jimmy Fallon guys. Not personally or anything; he seems like a nice enough fellow. But I never found him that funny and truly thought he would fade away after SNL, so to me his career represents the height of white male privilege: mediocre white man is cute enough and turns said cuteness…

US3 Cantaloop:

In other news, there’s a sale at Penny’s!

I cannot stand Jimmy Fallon. I hated him on SNL, when everyone thought he was hilarious but he did nothing but giggle at his own lines. I hate that my Facebook feed is carpet-bombed with clips from his show. I wonder how in the hell this asshole got the Roots to be the house band.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

He is by far the worst talk show host. His fake laugh makes me (and apparently A LOT) of other people want to punch his coke bloat face.

I really really need to believe it was Ben Folds Five or Beastie Boys!

i cant believe fallon still hasnt gone to rehab

Jimmy fallon is a ticking time-bomb, he is losing his damn mind

I turned into my mom last night and played this at the bar