She’s an 18 year oldish (time on the show is unclear) teenager who is about to die and has never had sex, who just came across her super hot crush growing up who is clearly still into her.

Sure, they’re goddesses and are supernaturally capable of achieving these feats, but no woman - superhuman or not - would choose to wear uncomfortable and impractical footwear while performing feats of strength and agility.

I support his wife in sharing her story, and I imagine it was very empowering to let go of the need to keep secrets and lies that really belong to someone else. I’ve been there — going along with initially small lies out of love and loyalty, and then realizing how big they’ve grown over time.

I remember he nearly always said the same three things:

Remember when Nicole Kidman seemed like the classiest person in Hollywood?Like early 2000s? She seemed so ethereal, and elegant. Like a modern day Grace Kelly.

I know Streep has many memorable moments in her extensive career but god dammit, the cerulean sweater monologue leaves me in awe every time.

David Byrne is so under appreciated. I’ve never listened to Arcade Fire but if they are good enough for Byrne, they might be worth my time.

Or you could just fuck a goat!

I just read the last article linked to in the final paragraph (http://www.bkmag.com/2016/02/08/unl…) and for me it was a revelation. I’ve been mostly single for several years now and I can’t tell you how many well-meaning people have given me advice along the lines of “get out there.” I meet guys at work and I’ve done…

I just bought a Star Wars nightgown for 15 bucks at Walmart to make him laugh. Do you think that counts?