for real how the fuck does that make it past an editor? its so out of place and completely derails any cogent line of thought that exists in what is ostensibly a news piece, what in the sam hell?

Being sexually harrassed by Garrison Keilor would be terrifying and boring at the same time. Chilling.

I was able to tell by the pixels.

Just wait, they’ll picket Websters until they get the dictionary definition changed to “any physical contact I don’t initiate.”

I take it you don’t watch the show... He did not rape her in the show, he semi-forcibly kissed her and then stops. Don’t get me wrong that’s very bad behavior but it’s not rape and acting in a fictional TV episode that deals in shades of gray is not being “complicit in okay-ing date rape.”

How to combat sexual assault, by Pamela Adlon.

Becky is being replaced as manager by Sarah Chalke.

Yeah, yeah, you’re a great person and everyone else is complicit. Now fuck off already.

Lucky. The only thing I’ve ever been offered in exchange for sex was herpes.

“Louis CK’s alleged habit of cornering women and forcing them to watch him masturbate”

Look, if aliens put me in a zoo, I’d whack it all the time just to annoy them.

I think it’s that it’s an almost necessary precondition of having the drive to succeed. In intensely competitive fields, those who succeed are alpha types, meaning that they’re the ones who don’t take no for an answer. That’s great when you’re undertaking a business negotiation, not so great when it’s about being…

There are a lot of supercilious people here who think that because they didn’t need actual evidence to believe all the accusations about Louis CK that they’re better than the people that did.

There are also a lot of supercilious people here who think that because there were ONLY a million rumors around the man with few…

A person with some kind of psychosexual disorder? There’s a lot of them, and pretending like you can’t imagine how someone could do this makes you look like a goddamn idiot. This is a world where (among other things) the Holocaust happened, and some guy jerkin’ it is a bridge too far?

I mean, everyone masturbates, so I’d really like to see “/Masturbator” appended to every chyron. “Federal Judge/Masturbator”, “Toxicology Expert/Masturbator”, “Nobel Prize Winning Masturbator”, etc.

Honestly, I don’t think that’s the case. I don’t think he wrote that stuff as a smokescreen, he wrote it because he believes it. And he also does awful shit that. I think you get less cognitive dissonance going through the world thinking that people can believe in all the right things and still not live up to those…

I think viewing it as a front assumes he knows he’s acting/lying. I think people, even these creepy, criminal men in all these stories, are complex. I’m sure many of his feminist beliefs and pro-women rhetoric come from a real, genuine place of support. They just also come from a conflicted, flawed man who also did…

Gawker published all kinds of unverified dogshit. See this blind item about John Kerry: http://gawker.com/unsolicited-tip-john-kerry-s-libido-has-haunted-me-for-1691110724 

“A gallon of semen was pumped from my stomach.”

In theory, yes. Like the anonymous Twitter user that James Woods sued. Not much money in suing random Internet commentators, though, and it only brings extra attention to the statement that’s allegedly a lie, so probably not worth the effort.