Hardware was great. It did quite poorly at the box office, so you’re not alone.

First thing I thought of too.

Yes, he does the splits in Time Cop. Because he can.

I often ask people “but was it better than Cyborg?”
It’s my cutoff point.

It’s a shame, because a good article could have been written about this, but all the author knows is Orange Man Bad.

I wonder if it will turn out more like Lay Lady Lay or Space Truckin’.

On a more serious note, candy ass usually means coward. The Rock uses it as generic trash talk. Observe:

You’re welcome, candy ass.

Is that Michael Jai White?  He’s 51.  I just watched Triple Threat, which is awful.

It’s code for primadonna asshole.

You need to consult imdb and see how wrong you are.

Skyscraper is worse than Scorpion King.

Back in Arnold’s day it was dianabol.

Me 2

IceT != Ice Cube

I think I watched it because of that same AVC article.

The trailer looks awful.

I wouldn’t go “masterpiece,” but I enjoyed the lunacy of it.  I have not been able to convince anyone else to watch it.

Was going to post this. tyfys

My answer: none.
My childrens’ answer: all of it.