And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

Oddly shaped men in baseball uniforms you say?

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

Don't know if I'd tell that to everyone.

Don’t laugh, y’all. Dude can throw down.

If only tip-off was at 2:30 then they could make the game.

Weird, he usually posts up as a left wing.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Most skill by a 74-year old playing basketball outside of Kobe Bryant.

Alright, let’s recap the last few days between the two of us:

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

Man, those rappers sure are ignorant and uncultured. If only they were real artists, like Bob Dylan, Van Morrison, and David Bowie. I bet then they’d know a lot more.

I know someone who did cocaine with Stevie one night in the 90s.

I definitely believe the Knicks’ envelope was frozen or otherwise tampered with in the 1985 draft lottery. NOTE: I am not Bill Simmons.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Unsurpisingly, Whiteside already has all three of them blocked.

Shaq’s favorite coach: Mo Cheeks

It was a busy (and well-dressed) day at Sluggers, Inc.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.