But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

Dronedarone, Cortisone, Percocet, Horse Tranquilizers. But no steroids. That’d be morally wrong.

I feel like Dame, Curry, Westbrook, and Kyrie should just be grandfathered into the All-Star Game for enjoyment’s sake.

This is great. Cleveland fans will appreciate anything that is two minutes long and created by someone other than John Elway.

Nodding intensifies

I bet he still believes in God, though.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

But they do, and they're the ones writing it off!

So we get to the final showdown in Empire, and just as Vader is saying the money line, my kid mindlessly asks, “Hey, is Darth Vader Luke’s dad?” AS Vader is revealing it.

He named her Iman Jr because she tore up the pussy just like daddy.

I don’t know, that looks pretty good by Kobe’s standards. He hit at least one out of five there.

You can see the staffer in purple behind Jamal holding up 2 fingers after JJ runs by, then once Jamal runs in hes holding up one. Someone got left out there

Expect the phrase “cool threes everyone” to turn up in the comments periodically hence forth.

Goodell could redeem himself with two words. Weird Al.