At minimum he needs to man bun it for whatever the duration is.

Was going to say no because long hippie hair is not my thing. However after reflecting on previous “Would U” options (I’m still traumatized by contemplating Ted Cruz anywhere near my body) I realize I’m being way too picky. So yes, totally would.

Third base only. Shower first.

Unclear.

Bobby, are you sure you didn’t just die and go to heaven for a few minutes?

Him?

“Anthony says she’s often whispered about in bars”

You’re close:

Anything that causes him stress helps. Anything that forces him to froth at the mouth and spout lies for all the world to see helps. Anything that makes him look foolish helps. It won’t convince the die hards but it puts even more pressure on the Republicans and keeps our resistance reminded why we have to fight.…

That’s true. But they’re less than 20% of the population, and that fraction is dwindling by the day, if not the hour.

Yeah, won’t matter. The people who believe every word Trump says basically are immune to facts and reason and independent thought.

I went to an ACE elementary school, it is barely education. Dinosaurs and man, morality in math, earth is 6000 years old... all the old favorites.

Maybe he doesn’t know about them. It’s not like his company makes them or anything.

What’s really weird about that is that he doesn’t even need it; there’s at least three inches of the narrow half sticking through the loop. What’s even weirder is that he doesn’t know how to roll the tape inside out so he could stick it to the back of the narrow part instead if he simply must use tape.

2017 NFL Draft Coin Toss Runner-Up Banner will debut during the Colts first home game this season.

Hahaaa— I believe that was me!

And here he is before his geeky makeunder:

Class of ‘93? He looks like he’s 60 years old!