Yes. Yes, we are.

Hands up! Don’t shoot!

“ Not impressed with the passive/aggressive approach...

What’s the poll about? I was in the kitchen making sandwiches.

The level of delight I achieved while watching this episode and reveling in schadenfreude and cold medication frightens me.

Microwaving corn is great. When you’re ready to cut it off the cob, stand the ear up in the center of a Bundt pan (because everyone in Minnesota is issued one at birth) and saw away. The cob remains stable, and the corn goes right into the pan.

“...as a high-profile person who talks to the media daily, he believes it’s important that he express his ideas clearly and accurately”

She’s built way too much like a 51-year-old linebacker to jump around and squeal in her smoker’s baritone, “I’m getting maaarrried!! Can you believe it???” So over it/her.

Garfield is way too high on the list, unless it’s Garfield MINUS Garfield, which wails.

^This^

....and an unwashed-heathen high five right back atcha.

Not super popular here in Minneapolis at the moment.

“... I have to say that there’s nothing in this world that gets me exercised than a hypocritical mother.”

I as at the game and the umpire didn’t even consider tossing him. Miguel single-handedly left about 7 men stranded on base over the course of the eight innings I watched. I got my 1991 World Series commemorative beer stein, though.

Let’s see Carmelo show real support and start paying the WNBA players’ fines out of his own pocket. The maximum salary in the WNBA for a veteran is $95,000. The salary cap for an entire team is $750,000. To be clear, a $500 fine per instance for these women is significant. Carmelo’s salary is north of $24,000,000. I’m…

“...only to advance at the pace of a geriatric pug.”

“I love the female body and I know that body shaming is wrong...and that’s why I got breast implants that look like two overturned Tupperware bowls inserted under my pectoral muscle.”

That parting shot about the Lynx being “a pathetic draw” makes him sound like a butt-hurt junior high girl. We’ve got a tougher hill to climb than I thought, and I’ve been weepy since last week.