Made the mistake of looking at the picture again. The whole family still looks like the portrait in a haunted house that’s about to start moving and reaching its clawed hands out for you.

Don Jr. is a very odd person. Do you think he asks Kimberly Guilfoyle to spank him with a wooden spoon “like mommy did”?!  Big old snort of coke and “SPANK ME MOMMY!”  

Again and again, this is partly religious and partly economic. Before women poured into the workforce in the late 60s/early 70s, your average white man had an unpaid indentured servant who performed cooking, housework and childcare in exchange for free room and board, leaving Daddy free to smoke and work. This was…

Dave, my mind is going.  I can feel it. I can hear the crawdads singing...

I’m sorry, I’m sure it’s quite good, but this title sounds like a fake movie/show from 30 Rock 

Get Lee Pace and Lance Reddick to be the permanent hosts, with them alternating every two weeks. I will tune in just hear them read out loud. Who wants to hear answers read by Ken Jennings when you can hear those same answers read by Pace and Reddick? No one, that’s who.

I still didn’t like Eleven’s plot this season, but I agree the revelations at the end of the season about it did make an impact 

They aren’t even trying here anymore.  The writing is on the wall, so to speak.  I suspect Jez will be gone by this time next year.

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUC- oh, Japan.

as a resident of Tulsa Oklahoma, I’m having a very difficult time understanding why you are looping in the race riots to this story. The fact that this occurred has absolutely nothing to do with the race riots whatsoever and the fact that it happened just hours after Biden spoke of the anniversary is a mere…

Years ago I went on a date with a cop who said he’d never shoot anyone because he really didn’t want to deal with all the paperwork.

Even if an investigation finds the cops did nothing, it won’t matter. Words no longer have meaning. Truth no longer has meaning. People are going to believe what they want to believe regardless of facts that prove them wrong.

He did a similar thing in St Paul. I think she was 15-16 at that one, but I suspect “finding a kid in the first few rows” is part of the new material.

You’re right but also people easily triggered should just avoid going to stand-up comedy shows in general.

As much as I love Kate, it was time for her to go. She’s been in late-period-Wiig mode for the past four or five years. Aidy, though...that’s going to sting.

Thinking about corners and straightaways and drifting is so old school. Let’s actually spice up street racing. Bring forth a new dimension not yet seen in F1: hills. Jumps. Maybe even jumps through flaming rings.

Weird how cops are so good at bringing in these heavily armed and outfitted white supremacist killers alive but can’t seem to get George Floyd or Eric Garner in the back of a squad car without oopsie doopsie murdering them

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He played Gus Grissom with real humility. RIP.

No, see, it’s right here on the napkin!