Sounds to me like if you fornicate on Canary Islands beaches, you’re likely to end up lying in human feces and used condoms. If beach authorities just put that on signs, I bet it would cut down the instances of beach sex dramatically.

I love “Seeking a Friend for the End of the World” more than most, so this has a steep uphill climb to claim “best Keira Knightley movie about the end of the world” for me.

Basically every online media outlet that in the 2000s and early ‘10s was an edgy independent outlet is now publishing endless low energy content and literally all written in the same exact voice and perspective because 100% of these people are spending most of their working day on Twitter.

They’ll be paying that $10M fine with taxpayer money

I’m not a lawyer, but I would think this company is staring at an unfathomably large fine.

100%. I was alive when Jonestown happened and I remember it vividly splashed across all the print and broadcast news. And yet when I picture Jim Jones, I see Powers Boothe. 

Stockwell! Stockwell! Stockwell! A thousand deaths were not enough for Stockwell!

I’m sorry, I just can’t see it. DiCaprio looks nothing like Powers Boothe. 

I don’t dislike Leo, but I have a hard time envisioning anyone else topping Powers Boothe’s performance as Jones in Guyana Tragedy.

Hell Or High Water is SO good.

A few notes:

Massive respect to Dame Diana Rigg. She gave the sexiest performance in TV history in The Avengers, was by popular acclimation the best “Bond girl” in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, and at an advanced age was one of the most badass characters on Game of Thrones. And that was all secondary to her brilliant stage…

IMAX is the way to see it. It’s fine on a TV, but Villeneuve was right to encourage people to see it on the biggest screen possible.

The Secret Service was the enforcement arm of the Treasury department until 2003, until it was rolled into Homeland Security.

The agency was founded in 1865 to combat counterfeiting. They only started doing VIP security in 1901.

I actually own a first edition printing of Dune.

Now I can’t stop thinking of Batman being upset because he’s late for his chest and arm waxing appointment. “Suzanne, can you pencil me in for today? I have a thing tomorrow and just want to be hairless!”

It’s made me engage a ton less with Facebook and leave groups that I joined. If I post or comment (if at all) on Facebook now it’s just very bland and un-opinionated. 

Unfortunately your data is worth far, far more to fuckbook than any subscription fee you’d be willing to pay. Even adverts are secondary in value.

Also, if I comment on something in my feed Facebook will not be “OMG look at what B’dilliBay wrote!” to all of my Facebook friends.

Oldster here. I literally don’t know why I have it. The “suggested for you” stuff I get has a lot of cooking stuff, I have no idea what algorithm they used as I do not do any fancy cooking. I didn’t even know FB had a news feed til Trump.