Jewel was supposed to be on the first season of Real World in San Fran along with Puck and Pedro Zamora. Can you imagine? Such a nice girl with those psychos.

She’s too good to be President.

We should have hacked Putins Netflix account and four starred a bunch of shitty Van Wilder movies to fuck up his reccomendations.

i like the fedex driver, because he’s a drug dealer, and he doesn’t even know it - mitch hedberg

I say we send them to Trump Tower, preferably onto the floor where Dear Leader and his family lives. I’d rather live with raccoons as neighbors than with Drumpf as a neighbor.

i wouldnt worry about the fine... i imagine there will be plenty of nasty women who would be willing to help you out... gofundme!

Isn’t the star a HIV positive gay man? Pence has a special place in hell for his record fighting against HIV treatment and for conversion therapy.

Do not engage with Locomotive Jones. He’s a known Gawker troll who was displaced and moved to Jezebel. Dismiss his ass and keep him in the greys where he belongs.

I need to constantly remind myself she isn’t Petra Solano lest I start rooting for her.

As an outsider, watching from afar and finding violence abhorrent...

I could really go for a coup right now. I know they say no coups is good coups, but still.

Who wants to FOIA request the relevant state governments and get these other lists, yo?

The most serious issue of this election is not Donald Trump. It’s people who support Donald Trump.

Oh my God, I just have to share this, folks!

Why not go through his old debates and speeches and play video of him talking because he tends to repeat himself and say the same idiotic things right?

I want Ramsay’s own dogs to rip him apart. Maybe Bran can warg into his pack and do the deed?

I saw it as conquering them rather than saving them.