A+ parenting. Give your kid a high 5 from me.

I’m pretty sure Bernie would cut a bitch for stealing his fries. He’s a democratic socialist, not a communist.

I like Jar Jar more than Kellyanne and I hate Jar Jar with the passion of 1000 firely suns.

Well, we have to let them get gassed over there or we’ll have to gas them over here. Wait, is that right?

+1 for hating that book. It sucks.

Depends on the state.

Don’t leave me in suspense - how did the kid learn Arabic?

I’ve noticed it depends on what language the relationship started in. Even if you become fluent enough to have a conversation your in-laws “know” you in English and will probably continue to address you directly in English.

I’d watch that.

Preach. It’s easy to call Obama weak when you’re sitting on the couch but the reality of what would be WW3 by proxy is a bit different.

Isn’t this one of the (many) problems with location police cooperating with ICE requests? I’d be suing the feds and Chicago.

I have a friend, who came here when he was 1, that carries a copy of his naturalization papers now. This is some serious Bull Shit. I hope this guy gets a HUGE settlement.

Now that’s not true. They are very happy to see women in leadership of the women’s only group.

The parts with the descriptions are always the best.

Team JennaD79. It’s a fun song.

I have no idea. Everything that applied before 2017 no longer seems to apply.

Do forget take the meds they pay for with Medicare.

The Republicans repealed the risk corridors (that stabilized the market) in a must pass bill in 2016. Recent premium spikes can be attributed to the repeal.

I’m going to assume that his agreement to marry the “contraband” couples means he’s over that shit. I guess we can make up whatever we want now that PBS cancelled the show.

Emma has to marry the reverend. I agree with everything else.