Non Americans? Our family of six live peacefully in a 5 bed, 1,5 bath home. No problemo. I hardly know anybody who’s home has more than one full bathroom, it’s just normal here.

Dolly Parton did. 

Go rowing! It’s the best stress reliever, being out there on the water, you can do it ons your own or in a crew and you can row as relaxed or intense as you want. It’s a full body work out with little chance of injuries.

If matriarchy was the standard we probably would’nt have to suffer so much oppression from men, because I think al kinds of mores refer to protection of possessions. It’s not female sexuality men are afraid of, but investing in a child that isn’t biological yours is. 

Of course. And he has no right to the ‘baby’. It’s the woman’s choice. But saying ‘if he wants a baby so bad’ ignores the fact that it can be devastating to ‘lose’the pregnancy even if it was unplanned but you realialised you wanted anyway. You would feel sympathy towards a woman who miscarries an unplannedpregnancy…

Right. What would be left to hate watch if every tv show would be interesting, valuable and wholesome?

No, shooting game in Africa doesn’t count because A: it’s just Africa, B: they paid a good amount of money to be abke to do so, C: it’s not about cute pets. Same goes for bio industry

Hey, what had Andorra ever done to deserve this theath?

It works better when swallowed

Thanks! I'm gonna have a try at this. I need a reolacement for all those shattered glass balls

Where can I find the ‘how to’ of that origamy T-rex?

Simple law of gravity. Trunk too tall. Fell spontaniously, zero cats involved.

Mine was perfect too....

Leave him to be eaten by maggots

He win’t, he’s too much of a germophobe to eat where he shits. He might die trying to shit but his turd is so big and rock hard because of all the processed, fibre poor food he eats

Donjamin Trumpanyahu

She practiced and applies the demure Diana glance sooo hard

No, it’s because of clean coal. So clean it actually purifies air while burning it.

Pretty sure this woman is not aware of the fact that the US doesn’t even have an official language. And also pretty sure she wouldn’t rant to me if I spoke Dutch with my family while on vacation in the US.

I starred your message by mistake. I thought you were being sarcastic.