He’s Bob fucking Woodward. If he put it in a book, he can defend it. This guy has gotten the inside scoop on every presidency since Nixon, and his books have a stamp of authenticity that nobody else can match.

““I’m not a staffer!” Ivanka reportedly shouted back. “I’ll never be a staffer. I’m the first daughter.””

I already see this line someday being shown in the “For Your Consideration” clip at the Oscars. 

cue all the MAGA chuds buying Jordans and shoving them down the garbage disposal 

This will be my last thought as the bomb drops. 

I was at a meeting with a company a couple of months ago which makes stuff for dog hydrotherapy (pools you let a dog swim in) and before the meeting we all had to put our phones in a locker outside the room. They stayed in the locker until the meeting was finished, and we picked them up afterwards. A company which…

And every day some fat piece of shit makes a comment like this after (maybe) wiping the cheeto crumbs off his fingers.

I look forward to the Honorable Ms. Ocasio-Cortez’ historic vote for Trump’s impeachment.

It makes a lot more sense if you view Fox News through the lens of “a television network designed to make angry old people angrier as they get older”.

One country, compelled by capitalism, by free people, with a vision, said we’re going to do this. Yet revisionist actors in Hollywood then preach to us that it was a human achievement, and American had nothing to do with it?” 

This is an actual conversation that occurs on live television? And these people get paid real money to say this shit? Why did I even go to fucking high school? 

As a human being, I feel some pity for her.

Fuck Sarah Huckabee- Sanders.

This guy advocates violence against the parents of kindergartners who were murdered. Oh, and also this guy is supported by the President of the United States.

I’m glad I seem to be in good company as I am here to say fuck Alex Jones, as well. He is a piece of shit and a stain of an American citizen. He’s a fear monger and a liar. I can’t help but wish the worst for him. Like, I hope his dick rots form the inside out and eventually disintegrates in the shower.

I hope this motherfucker loses every fucking penny he has and dies.

Please crawl back inside yours.

Society is bad. FTFY.

For people who break the law so routinely, they are really, really bad at it.

lol. you know better. He’ll be eligible for parole after 7 and a half years it looks like.