Everything is “national security” with him. Who taught him that he could get what he wants if he keeps claiming that? His people were dragged in front of the Senate and made to answer why Canada and Europe were deemed “national security” threats and they couldn’t respond. Big surprise that the tariffs are still in…

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

“After you make contact, you cannot drive him into the ground.”

“No Muppet, no Muppet. You’re the Muppet!”

He can’t go back to NYC after shedding POTUS status. The state’s AG is waiting for him with golden handcuffs.

It would be amazing if that op ed writer was Pence. Just hanging in the background and everyone is like "oh thank god this guy we never would have voted for is pres now"

A roaring case of syphilis that has been frying your brain like carne asada for the last forty years is a hell of a drug.

That Giuliani picture is the closest human representation of the Disappointed Kermit I’ve ever seen.

Letting “Trump be Trump” could mean nuclear war.  Thanks, but no thanks.

Artists should have learned long ago: letting Weird Al parody a song of yours is a career stepping stone, with nearly no downside. (In fact, Michael Jackson was so savvy that he went for [and I think got] co-writing credit on “Fat”, or maybe “Eat It”...)

Yeah, he’s encyclopedic enough to quote precedent by the date but doesn’t remember running over his mom during a bank robbery on Tuesday.

You can tell that Kavanaugh is lying about a lot of this shit by the number of responses, when he’s being pinned down on something possibly illegal or unethical, that begin with him saying “I don’t recall”

Sure he might reverse all reproductive rights for women, steal emails and lie under oath, but damnit he’s one hell of a carpool dad.

If Kavanaugh has lied under oath. He should not be approved. If he is approved, he should be impeached when Democrats regain the majority. Whether or not he is removed depends on how big that majority is and whether there are enough republicans that actually care about the rule of law.

If any senate republican had a hint of respect for our laws, our government, and the judicial system as a whole, Brett would be summarily dismissed and his confirmation would be toast.

Scumbag couple scams hundreds of thousands from public, stiffs the guy it was meant for, throws the money away on vacations, AC trips and a BMW. You can’t get more Jersey grifter than that.

“I bet the cops will find it when I call and tell them you’ve stolen my car.”

We can’t find the keys to your trade in we were evaluating.

Ah, not to be a wet blanket...Okay, I’m being a wet blanket.

Nobody decided it was a baby picture of Lisa and that Maggie wears her hand-me-downs?