May he suffer the same fate as Marie Antoinette.

For context, here is his full Montana speech

The bigger concern is not what Mr. Trump has done to the presidency but rather what we as a nation have allowed him to do to us. We have sunk low with him and allowed our discourse to be stripped of civility.

Do you think the Democratic Party will finally start to appreciate African-American women, who are the base of the party? Or start to realize they don’t need to be the Republican Lite party to win?

They picked the right message. The others are too iffy. For instance, pointing out he’s a religious hypocrite? They all are, inside, as well; so too close to home. Suggesting Cruz might not be anti-gay enough is ridiculous - and also less popular than it used to be. Accusing him of not being presidential? He’s not…

I think I'd prefer Darth Vader as my father. 

How come no one in the White House or FOX is clutching the Talbots pearls over the Watts’s deaths and pointing to a larger problem with white men in this country?

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think…

Duckworth running for president would make me happy. She has the most complete background - DAR + child of immigrant, wounded veteran, super-educated, multilingual, working mother, woman of color. She is so inspiring - for an old white dude like me and for my kids (two of whom will be of age to vote in the next…

Actual experience 2020.  (Also, Tammy Duckworth 2020.)

What kind of a lawyer would tape a client? So sad! Is this a first, never heard of it before? — Trump

He won’t be telling Putin anything. Everyone knows how hard it is to talk when your mouth is full. 

He ran unopposed in the Republican primary. His racism wasn’t a secret.

And yet you have no problem working for a man who signed an executive order to protect “religious liberties” to allow so-called “Christians” to deny service to anyone they don’t like (also known as people of color and those who are LGBTQIA). Of all the lies that have spewed forth from your vile mouth, “I always do my…

Kattan

When it leads to your impeachment.

I’m so furious she (was made) to apologize. Now I kind of want her to leave TBS. Can HBO pick her up and have her follow Jon Oliver? I’d renew my HBO subscription for that.

HAI! I’m assault rifle Barbie! No one would ever shoot at me! Aren’t I so fetch and sexy with the AR Bling on my back that I couldn’t probably reach? Tee-Hee! But I’m traditionally feminine! Who would attack me? Feminism is for lezbos!

Get a load of this: Cohen’s financial records from the Treasury database were leaked by an official who became concerned that other, much more alarming reports appeared to have been wiped from the records.