The whole system they use is flawed. When both “my iPhone takes a couple minutes to connect via bluetooth” and “the torque converter became a bingo roller” are equally weighted as a reliability defect, I lose faith in the accuracy of their report.

I think comparing it to the Cuban Missile Crisis might be a tad sensational.

Yup, free child care because someone will have to look after that kid you never see.

People always applaud companies like Google and SAS for providing all these amenities on their campuses, usually while missing the way-too-obvious undertone of THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO LEAVE.

Yeah holy crap, out of warranty costs will be insane. There are so few mechanics that Tesla has to literally come to you for service sometimes. Under warranty it’s free but out, they’re going to make you pay for every last dime of cost, with an additional profit margin. Are there even aftermarket parts available? Let…

Every major site that compiles Power Rankings has the Pats at 1. Therefore the best team in the NFL.

6 hour flight, 5:50 can be staffed by a trained monkey.

In a world where a suspension has a detrimental impact on your career, a suspension — even with pay — is punishment.

Losing a game is actually a pretty big deal for a football official. It’s less about the pay and more about being on the field and actually working. This mistake probably also cost him any chance at postseason assignments.

This is a part time job for NFL officials. They do it because they enjoy it....

One where your reputation and performance evaluation leads to lucrative postseason officiating opportunities and promotions.

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After the umpire calls “Play” the ball is alive and in play and remains alive and in play until for legal cause, or at the umpire’s call of “Time” suspending play, the ball becomes dead. While the ball is dead no player may be put out, no bases may be run and no runs may be scored, except that runners may advance…

At my one and only food service job I got reprimanded for not smiling as I was shredding a giant block of cheese (out of the sight of customers). How high would you have to be to be grinning while shredding cheese?!

as bad as that seems superficially, I have a feeling it has more to do with a shitty insurance company denying a homeowners claim than a shitty aunt.

but it won’t, it will get america-fied with all leather ineterior, premium infotainment system, large wheels, and everything else to bring it into the 20k range.

You do, however, get your choice of barbecue sauces: smoky, spicy, or sweet.

I have a friend who had the jersey number of her favourite hockey player tattooed on her shoulder. That same summer I went with her to a sports expo and stood in line with her until she got to the head of the line, where she pulled down her t-shirt to show Mr Hockey Player. He looked absolutely horrified.

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Does anyone know what happens when your car runs out of Adblue? Could you theroretically drive it without until it was time to do emissions testing?

Real world tests won’t match the lab tests, it’s not possible to design a test to account for everything. But that’s not the point. The point is that GM, like everybody that’s not VW, added a whole new emission control system to their diesels in order to pass the emission standards and still have acceptable…