(Imitates Southern accent) If there be someone misrepresentin’ these here racin’ cars that...

Doesn’t matter, the tires are so low profile you’d never even know if one had gone flat.

Only with the optional baseball glove interior though, am I right?

Volga V12. It started off as an 850i.

M Parallels are the bees knees.

While we’re on the topic of rebodying German cars into former Soviet cars... this is much better.

Hopefully kinja decides to load the image eventually.

Tough call, they looked decent... but I was always partial to the OEM BMW M Contour rims...

Mall Wheel Drive. 

Fail Rated.

And they made them in COLORS

I’m not sure which was the sadder story from Buster Scruggs. The quadruple amputee or the Oregon Trail one.

I’d laugh.

“I told him the Trucoat was applied at the factory” *pause for laughs*

YES! But if he covers his cost, that pushes his sell price over $10k...

You have a high-tolerance for misery.

The Army uses MTVs

I own it. My 1998 Lexus LS400 currently sitting at 230,000 miles.

I think I’ll need a closed container to carry air.

If you even considered buying it, at any price, you’ve never driven one. A single 2 mile test drive would change your mind. Every red light is an anxiety-inducing event, every merge makes you wish for mercy, side roads are the only option, as these are illegally slow for expressways. A friend of mine who had one was…

Norwich was the DMV I had to go to when I lived in CT.  The line would be 100 deep 15 min before the joint opened.  I learned quick to get there 45 min at least before they opened.  :)