“Are you talking about me or Hillary Clinton, pumpkin?” I asked. “I’m sad because my vaginal elasticity is completely shot. I’m sad because fucking is like hitting a baseball into the Grand Canyon.”

He was the first character I tried simply out of interest in his design and stuff. I still haven’t mastered him, but I like the Ult idea you’re suggesting.

He totally looks like a “dark” character I’d play as in an online RP forum sometime in the early aughts.

VIVA LA DOGE REVOLUCION!

Your satire is spot on. Consider me fooled. (Slow clap)

Where does Andrew Lloyd Weber’s Cats fall on this spectrum?

Asking for a friend.

A lot of professional cosplayers are fans, which is how they got involved in the biz in the first place. “Professional” and “fan” aren’t mutually exclusive.

Be a man!
You must be swift as our decision to invade Libya!
Be a man!
With all the force of the 1994 Crime Bill!
Be a man!
With all the strength of Wall Street lobbying!
Mysterious as the contents of the Trans-Pacific Partnership!

Disney, Six Flags, and other major theme parks have been paying people to dress up as licensed characters for decades. Why is this a new concept for the con scene? This doesn’t mean that every living soul in costume needs a payout, but if there are professionals with a proven track record and established following,…

Ah, got it. Yeah, the Kanye track in the trailer was a poor choice and kept me out of it too. I was just responding to your first post that more generally referred to “rap”.

We’re experiencing the past through the eyes of someone from the modern world. It’d be cool for the music to give the viewer a sense of displacement, similar to how Guardians of the Galaxy used 70s/80s pop.

Except this is the same film where Captain America literally pulls a helicopter out of the sky with his bare hands.

I never was good at shooters, but I’ve noticed that I’m particularly awful when trying to play certain characters with a controller. I’m switching to a mouse and keyboard setup tonight to see if I fare better.

Io9 has a more positive reaction to this trailer. If you want to fantasize about some vast Gawker Media conspiracy against trailers that you like, at least avoid cherry-picking your evidence like a moron.

Well, she has sung in some vidja gaem themed stuff if you want this to be tangentially relevant.

“White guilt hipster gets pegged” so happens to be the name of the PornHub video I have playing in my other tab. What a coincidence!

It’s all connected, man!
FINE BROS...GAMERGATE...ILLUMINATI...NEW WORLD ORDER....REPTILIANS OF THE HOLLOW EARTH!
We’re through the lookinglass now, people!

His television character was a bit of a baby-kidnapping asshole, so British fans treated him as such, hurling insults, stones or simply walking up to him in a bar after a few drinks and punching him. EastEnders is serious business.

The love triangle was dumb, but Fred’s at-times-literally-pornographic obsession with traps was absolutely golden.

Without spoiling it for you (unless you read my tagged spoiler above), it actually does build to a big supernatural climax that’s over the top and goofy.

Plus, there’s an episode in the second season where they basically have to fight a T-100 version of Scooby-Doo. Mystery Incorporated gave zero fucks.