“None of the supernatural stuff they hinted at ever came to fruition?”

Did we watch the same series to completion? This is, after all, the series where...

I would’ve also accepted 2 White 2 Privileged as a title, or White Privilege 2: White Harder.

The Legend of Zelda: Links of the Endless Chain

LADY LIBERTY IS MY ONE TRUE WAIFU!

I suppose “Duke Nukem declines Republican gig!” is a much sexier story premise than “Big the Cat declines Republican gig!”

“The suspect was likely high on Pee-See-Pee.”

Man, and to think the AAA publishers have been the ones accused of pissing all over the games industry.

Honestly, Finn was the stand-out character for me. His combination of bafflement and enthusiasm made him a wonderful audience surrogate for those of us that really aren’t that into Star Wars.

And despite all that he’s going through, he still puts the effort of trying to get into Rey’s pants. I both respect and chuckle…

It’s really cool that the guy found his niche, even if I’m not into the games myself.

MAKE DAT PAPER, SCOTT. MILK IT TILL iT’S DRY.

You’re absolutely right. The coverage is all part of Marvel and Gawker Media’s unholy alliance with the SJW Illumanati. You better leave this website right this second if you don’t want to be corrupted by their influence!

This sounds like the opening line of some stand-up bit at an open-mic night in a cheap bar.

You know what’s cool about Kinja comments? They’re YouTube-embeddable so you can easily share your clearly superior taste in music. :)

“What? There’s something wrong with this costume! There’s a woman inside it, but the costume is not a ‘sexy’ version of the male counterpart. Does...not...compute...”
-Every Other Costume Company Apparently

A Klansman in full garb would be virtually indistinguishable from the waifu body pillow he snuggles with.

People might demand hard hitting gamez jornalzim from Kotaku.

But me? I demand more articles like this: Descents into the darkest reaches of man’s soul through the medium of Sanic fan games.

As the current generations age, this phenomenon of “famous person likes a nerdy thing” is going to be increasingly common.

What’ll be interesting won’t be the “cool, well-liked celebrity likes a nerdy thing” situations, but the scenarios where we find out that some ISIS warlord is a Fullmetal Alchemist fan or…

So, I take it that my trilogy of erotic Nazi novellas on Amazon wouldn’t be popular here?

Fucked by the Führer
Ravaged by the Reich
Banging in Berlin

SHOTS FIRED. GET DOWN ON THE GROUND.

This reminds me Eversion. It’s a 2D platformer that pulls a similar trick with its visual style. It starts out all cute, turns a little odd, gets creepy, and eventually devolves into a terror-fest.

Hey, guys. I don’t watch PewDiePie videos, but I take the time out of my life to comment on an article about him to let other people know that I don’t watch them.

But, seriously, “Let’s Plays” are fine with me. There are a lot of games that I’ve “missed” over the years due to not having Console A or simply not being…