See, that actually makes me look forward to the rest of the season. I thought all the other seasons “blue balled” me with some Scooby-Doo-ass explanation that undercut the aforementioned “vibes”.

Different strokes, I guess?

Thank you. Every single season so far has thrived by creating an atmosphere of lurking dread that’s a little occult in nature. Each season then undercuts that atmosphere with “reveals” near the season’s end.

Knowing this I stilll come back each time! That’s how much I love the vibes and take each season’s weaknesses…

What if rejection were made as interesting narratively/mechanically as succeeding? Would this issue with a player pursuing a character that’s not into them still be a concern?

Hear me out: romantic rejection roguelike. The Dark Souls of dating sims. You will experience rejection in place of You will die. 

Shibboleths by way of Family Guy-esque gags and references. 

I guess what I mean is that narratively the story is unfinished. There are threads that are introduced and never resolved, stuff that is resolved feels rushed.

This is probably more of an inadvertent commentary on how stories play out in Kojima titles in general, as opposed to a claim about the game’s internal…

As someone who got into the franchise through V (Summer Steam sale during the pandemic), I thought the Sutherland’s performance was pretty decent. The worst part of just how little there actually was. It’s clear once you get the the game’s second half that the story is basically unfinished.

Going back to the older…

YES.

Have Snyder direct it. Then a have soundtrack with songs like Where we Droppin? (ft. Pitbull) by Nickleblack.

And I shall feed on the internet’s collective cringe and wailing like a psychic vampire while the movie inexplicably makes a billion dollars.

Oh, no, I won’t actually see the movie.

I always enjoyed his stuff in a B-movie sort of way. He’s clearly trying his absolutely damndest and definitely has some kind of vision or whatever, but it comes out in the corniest, memeable way possible. I don’t know if “campy” is the right word to apply to Kojima’s stuff, but that’s how I tend to appreciate it. 

She’s such a complex and interesting character for someone so adjacent to my planted explosive barrels. 

It’s not unusual to maintain some kind of work in order to have day-to-day income. Whatever you have left can then be put into these investments. 

Up until this point I thought Wish was some kind of basic “princess goes on a journey with a wishing star (maybe to get the star back to its place in the sky or some shit)“.

Learning that it has shoe-horned multiverse circlejerk brought it down from “maybe I’ll watch it on D+” to “I’ll only watch it if it shows up on…

God willing we get another iconic “Press F to pay respects” meme out of their attempts at “nuance”. 

The Chris-to-Pratt-cists 

You got me with the headline. I assumed “ends in tragedy” meant the card opening somehow killed/injured someone. 

Just what we need: more pointless “content” starring some kind of CGI monstrosity.

Nah, they also have one in Minsk:

as does World of Tanks maker Wargaming.

Rebuild of the Last Rebuild of Evangelion 1.69: Apparently You Can (Not) Redo After All

(Be a depressed, traumatized middle schooler forced to be a child soldier piloting a Freudian flesh bot that makes you feel pain.)

“Also, you’re going to be teaming up with a giant, radioactive dinosaur; this weird silver alien, and a guy on a motorcycle...” 

Can’t wait to play Tencent-Disney-Microsoft-Actiblizzard’s Call of Overwatch: Black Ops of Runeterra, featuring limited edition Candy Crush NFT DLC, in Q1 of 2032.