It’s easy to have good trigger discipline when ya ain’t got any damn fingers! 

Seeing the big purple robot at the end just makes me think Sonic is gonna fight Eva Unit-01. 

Ah, this entire team I thought it was related to the Houston Astros for some reason. 

I get that this is not a law blog, but is there any legal precedent for performers being held liable for these incidents? I don’t know how the concert biz works, but I’m pretty sure the modern performers don’t have a lot of direct control over things like event logistics, organization, or security.

Without playing the game, my guess is that “F” was the action key when playing with mouse/keyboard on PC. 

I’m only buying this if Steven’s finishing move is talking to the other fighters and making them realize the error of their ways. 

Musk is going to wear one of these standing outside Grimes’ new place holding up a boombox.

You’d be surprised how many collaborations occur through old-fashioned networking. 

Good for her! It’s not every day you get to date a guy with a name that sounds like a Metal Gear Solid villain. 

Not a crossover. I just see the headlines and misread them as “Amon Amarth banned from Twitch” and my first thought is “They were on Twitch? What’d they do to get banned?” 

There has to be a good joke there somewhere.

“Amouranth, Amaranthe, and Amon Amarth all walk into a bar. The bartender greets each of them as they enter. A priest, already seated, leans over to his rabbi drinking buddy and mutters ‘By God, he’s speaking in tongues!’”

Please tell me someone can do better than that.

Every goddamn time.

I scroll too fast and think Amouranth articles are about the band Amon Amarth and click out of curiosity, only to be disappointed by an article about an attractive redhead. 

Look, man. How about you try marketing a game where you just match two picture objects together into a slightly bigger picture repeatedly.

If I had to market something that droll, I’d probably go off the rails too. 

A manic, Charlie Day voiced Tails would be incredible. 

I think this is the happiest a single piece of entertainment/casting/movie news has ever made me feel.

Imagine thinking that the writer is threatening to literally turn into the Joker.

I’m guessing you thought A Modest Proposal advocated eating children too, eh? 

zany comedy that teeters on political satire

This article is rough. It has a promising start but delivers only disappointment by its end.

“Huh. I didn’t think they had guns in Dante’s Inferno. Must’ve been DLC!”