That tree seems to be designed solely for edge trolling. I adore it.

So this raises the burning question...what song does he sing?

Grant Morrison writes weird comics. Comics filled with streets that talk, a Joker that squeezes Batman's ass and a Superman who saves the universe by singing to it. Some of those lovingly bizarre ideas get pulled from his own life and experiences. But the head-trip material from his newest stuff comes from this…

Oh, Kratos. If there's a single character that epitomizes the sad-angry ultra-violent male protagonist of the 00's, it's you! You and the wet-cat scowl will always be in that adolescent sliver of my heart that still fondly remembers the grimdark power fantasies of yore. <3

One of the more surprising situations people are encountering involves incest—it seems that for some people, The Sims 4 will forget that certain Sims are related. It leads to kind of uncomfortable situations, and even some outrage.

Yeah. I said it's a popular upcoming game. I never said it was an innovative or good one.

Yeah, how dare a game blog post about things from a popular upcoming game. If you don't want to read about upcoming video games, then you might want to try a different blog.

Wow. Kotaku should really put a trigger warning on this article.

Firefly-sized ambitions?

So the game is going to lose support within its first year, but then have a rabid cult following afterward?

It's not even a full-featured SPSS, but the open-sourced knockoff PSPP. It does the basics, which is all I need for screwing around in my free-time.

But do tell me...what software suite do you gwown-ups use?

That is true if a couple a couple of cases would be left blank, but we're talking the vast majority of cases. There simply would not be enough valid cases to do an actual analysis of, and so it would be a pointless addition. However, if the sources you find do mention the cop's race/ethnicity, you should add it under…

You're right, if too many people start worshiping Mal'grafor, then we will incur the wrath of Varatha, She Who Dislikes Cultural Appropriation and Enjoys Shopping at Whole Foods. The Liberal Stereotype Gods are a sacred pantheon, and should be kept secret from the non-believers.

The goal, my inquisitive friend? The goal is not what Deadspin says! While they claim it's an effort to gather data to track lethal force and help improve police action, it's actually a sinister plot by the blacks and progressives to scope out cops as candidates for human sacrifice to summon Mal'grafor, He Who Is…

The dataset currently does not have a column for the race/ethnicity of the shooting officer. This is primarily because this is rarely mentioned in media reports or incident reports.

If you actually looked at the damned dataset, you can see that they include armed individuals and even a couple people with "toy gun" listed as the item found.

While the subject of the data isn't a happy one, I'm kind of jazzed to have a new dataset to toy around with in SPSS.

WE CAN REBUILD HIM. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY...

...AFTER WE FUND THAT TECHNOLOGY ON KICKSTARTER.

When I worked retail, these DC Direct-to-DVD animated features were always shelved in the Children & Family section. This should be amusing.

Woohoo! Thanks.

I feel like she's missing the words "COME PLAY, MY LORD" hovering in front of her.