That must be annoying as fuck being a biker and having all those intoxicated fans getting in your way while you’re trying to pedal up a mountain.

Can we also talk about the people who insist on backing in to parking places? Not just their driveway, but in busy fucking parking lots. It messes up the flow of everyone trying to park, and what is the point? I consider it a deal breaker on anyone I date. It’s trivial, stupid and small of me to judge one on that…

reminiscent of nothing so much as accidentally licking perfume or cologne on someone’s neck.

Well for one the cheap wine people didn’t just write a goddamn novella telling you how wrong you are.

I’m big into rosés in the summer: good with barbecue, pasta with fresh sauce, and salads. But I refuse to spend more than around $12 bucks on a bottle on a rosé; that seems to defeat the whole purpose.

I could barely read it at all. Run on sentences, strange syntax, too much trying to be cool.

Yes, this was as long as I would expect a complaint to go for a wine snob.

That shut-in thing would be so awesome. People should look into that.

“Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go...”

Actually, that’s exactly what it means. Having a child means changing your lifestyle significantly.

Not to be mean but if a person has an allergy that bad why in the world would they ever trust a teenager working at a fast food place? I don't even trust that they wash their hands as much as they should. Even a Chili's or equivalent restaurant I wouldn't trust with my life. I'm eating at home.

I’m severely allergic to corn. I can no longer be around it being cooked without having an asthma attack. Try being allergic to corn in the US. It sucks.

straight mayo sandwiches. i'm black.

Yes, being a jerk is people's pregoative. But if someone feels they are entitled to being treated a certain way and don't want to treat their SO the same way, that's a big red flag.

What's funny about what I just said? It's like the first serious thing I've said all day.

Here's the thing: when you book a trip to a foreign country, take a minute to find out about their customs, mores, etc. It only takes a minute to find out that Thailand is not cool with nudity. There, done.

I agree. I am not an April fan at all. She's immature and ruins a lot of stuff for people because she thinks it's funny. Also, she's a bully and her deadpan shit is so annoying.

Well that's just silly and inefficient.

I'm going to get shade but oil-cured olives are the SHIT on pizza. There's a fantastic pizza place in Cleveland Park in DC that sells specialty Italian ingredients and you could get pizza as well.

So? INTENT IS NOT MAGIC. It is not a Get Out Of Jail Free card. You can intend the best and most wonderful outcomes, but it will never change the fact that you are holding a gun to a bank teller's face.

I know I'm in the minority but I prefer turkey bacon to regular bacon. It tastes so much better I think.