Don't feel too bad. I've got to imagine that comfort grip is a big plus for some ladies.

I remember when that awful Guy Fieri restaurant opened in Times Square, people everywhere were singing the praises of the New York Times review that absolutely trashed the place. I kept saying that the New York Observer review was better by a mile. The best paragraph:

The last time I ate at a TGI Friday's was in Peoria, IL (not Springfield) before driving my rented Ford Focus (not Corolla) back to my empty hotel room (Hampton Inn) with a totally unobscured view of its own parking lot. It was a dark time.

So naturally these 'adrift' restaurants are all going to become TGIFieri's, right?

Make your grilled cheese sandwiches with a single slice of cheese

Since you can see the skyline of Sacramento (such as it is) from some of the rice fields, wouldn't it be better to send your envelope of water there, than to Hollywood?

I, for one, welcome our new sashimi overlords.

Salting pasta water is bullshit...the effective is minimal. Captain Powerpoint is just trying to score cheap points.

Older generations always say that they are frightened of what the future will be like once younger generations they don't quite understand are in charge, but I have to say, the future is objectively frightening.

The man should be barred from all future taste tests as it is obvious that he is insane. The Red Delicious apple has lead to orchards here in Washington going out of business in droves. They bred it to be bright and shiny and to have a thick skin and they paid no attention at all to flavor and they paid for it.

I had honeycrisp as the best apple, but some other people aren't so keen on it and are dumb.

See here. When you are old, your neck doesn't work as well as it did fifty years ago, and it's harder to look up to see an overhead menu. Also, you need about fifty different sets of glasses to just accomplish walking into a restaurant and reading a menu, and it takes your eyes ten minutes to adjust from one set to…

You are obviously a badass Drew! I'm sure you would have stood there like the man of steel himself when planes crashed into a building you occupied! Attempting to prove your manhood by disparaging the greatest generation makes you look like the true pussy. I bet the mortgage that if you went toe to toe with an 84…

I'm 59 so i wasn't in the dramatic portarayal of d-day (although my uncle was). But as for the rest:

You forgot one:

A Chinese place near where I go to school uses a brown sauce/gravy. I have no idea what it really is, some Cantonese shit probably.

Yeah, and while we're at it, where the hell is cake on this list?!