You are pretty fucking stupid, and know nothing about being a human being, much less a hero.

News helicopters are at a much higher altitude.

I believe you when you say you cannot understand this, but not in a way you would like.

How would he know with 68 pending app updates. He's a primary android user who dusts off his iPhone when his boss forces him to write an iOS piece.

Can we also talk about the people who insist on backing in to parking places? Not just their driveway, but in busy fucking parking lots. It messes up the flow of everyone trying to park, and what is the point? I consider it a deal breaker on anyone I date. It’s trivial, stupid and small of me to judge one on that…

Summary “I’m not going to say I’m not a racist, but...slavery was for really their benefit.....the civil war had nothing to do with slavery....southerners were like proletariat communists who were protecting the working man from the bourgeoisie North.....tl;dr”

I’m always amazed by the mental gymnastics performed by ignorant and racist people to justify their shitty world views. You sir, deserve a gold medal.

Your miserable excuses have been covered by a number of articles:

reminiscent of nothing so much as accidentally licking perfume or cologne on someone’s neck.

Well for one the cheap wine people didn’t just write a goddamn novella telling you how wrong you are.

I’m big into rosés in the summer: good with barbecue, pasta with fresh sauce, and salads. But I refuse to spend more than around $12 bucks on a bottle on a rosé; that seems to defeat the whole purpose.

I could barely read it at all. Run on sentences, strange syntax, too much trying to be cool.

Yes, this was as long as I would expect a complaint to go for a wine snob.

That shut-in thing would be so awesome. People should look into that.

“Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go...”

Actually, that’s exactly what it means. Having a child means changing your lifestyle significantly.

A dodge ... oookay ...

Taking the Amtrak from LA to San Diego is a *million* times better than the drive, no matter what car you have. You can kick back in a big comfy chair, drink beer and enjoy food while watching Netflix on the free wifi, all while the beautiful southern California coast is zipping by right outside the window. Being…

Yes, it must be that. It can’t be that someone enjoys different things from you. We are, after all, Borg.

I agree, but some people are saying “ban plastic water bottles completely” and my response is aimed at them. I was also responding to the poster saying we don’t need to drink as much water as people say we do, to emphasize that yes some people actually do and having bottled water available is important to their health.

Buy a filter and reusable bottle you selfish moron.

So? INTENT IS NOT MAGIC. It is not a Get Out Of Jail Free card. You can intend the best and most wonderful outcomes, but it will never change the fact that you are holding a gun to a bank teller's face.