A judge in Maine has ruled that Kaci Hickox — the nurse who was detained against her will and against logic upon her return from treating Ebola patients in West Africa — does not have to follow any stinkin' quarantine. Science - 1. Chris Christie- 0.

Humans average growth declined when agriculture was introduced.

As a physician, this is spot on. Great article. It's amazing how even my coworkers seem to forget the basic science they learned in medical school and develop these faulty beliefs which propagate the problem. Also, VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN. That is all.

If adopting a no-throwing-yourself-off-of-tall-precipices lifestyle improves your health, it's because colliding with the earth at a high velocity is bad for you—not because you have a congenital sensitivity to wind.

I live in Missouri and camp often with my dog(golden). I have a long(tree attachable) leash and the entire problem is solved. Having your dog 30ft away from you off leash in a state park is your fault and against the rule. Im not saying the cops were not dicks and you dont feel violated. Hell I let my dog off at…

To be fair, it is the law that all dogs be on leash in any CA State Park, on their website they even say dogs must be in a car or tent at night. And if he didn't come when you called him, then he wasn't under your control.

Realistically, your dogs should be leashed when in public areas, period. That being said, the police acted to fuel an incident rather than diffuse a potentional problem. I'm always at a loss of understanding when I hear or witness an incident where an officer treats a citizen or his/her property like shit. This…

So here's what you do (with no badge numbers, video, etc available). You file a complaint with the county sherrif and the office of the state Attorney General (Kamala Harris), and then you pledge $2k against them in the next election if nothing is done to investigate a clear case of brandishing (Cal penal code…

Sorry. Police departments throughout America are going rouge. There's no service to society behind their actions. They are militarized, aggressive, and anti-citizen. We fund them to act against our peace and liberty. We need to stop this madness. The ACLU has been warning us about this.

"This pic isn't racist. Come on now chirrens, Miss Paulas want you to go in 'fo supper get cold..."

Because there is zero chance that Paula Deen, who once proudly recounted the details of an antebellum-themed party she threw and slung the N-word around willy-nilly, is not aware of the historical echoes and symbolism of a rich white woman sending a black woman out to ring the dinner bell. Zero chance. Which means…

La Guardia.

On your way to hell there's a layover in Atlanta.

At least now we know what Jesus wouldn't do.

Oh that last one and my heart strings... I don't know whether to be thrilled that family can be so cool in the face of suckery, or pissed that they feel so compelled to reward not-suckery as a rare and precious thing.

As though it is a drink and not a Jackass stunt.

Did you ever consider the fact that if you have even the slightest glancing interest in "funnel[ing] a few beers," you are a choad?

Here's a drinking game: chug a beer every time Albert uses "chug" in this post.

Why must somebody be an idiot if they want an iPad mini with Touch ID? Just because you see no value in it doesn't mean others share the same opinion. For some, Touch ID is easily worth $100. If I could spend $100 to upgrade my iPad to have it, I would.

(Goes to feminist website)