Well I'm running down the road
Tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on my mind
Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me
One asks politely if I'm inside her yet

Boy, that doesn't really answer my question, does it? In fact, you sort of just mindlessly insulted me (and misused an apostrophe) since your claim was pretty baseless.

Don't feel too bad. I've got to imagine that comfort grip is a big plus for some ladies.

Reality vs perception. Ikea is not cheap, nor is it cheaply made. Try again.

I remember when that awful Guy Fieri restaurant opened in Times Square, people everywhere were singing the praises of the New York Times review that absolutely trashed the place. I kept saying that the New York Observer review was better by a mile. The best paragraph:

The last time I ate at a TGI Friday's was in Peoria, IL (not Springfield) before driving my rented Ford Focus (not Corolla) back to my empty hotel room (Hampton Inn) with a totally unobscured view of its own parking lot. It was a dark time.

So naturally these 'adrift' restaurants are all going to become TGIFieri's, right?

Make your grilled cheese sandwiches with a single slice of cheese

Since you can see the skyline of Sacramento (such as it is) from some of the rice fields, wouldn't it be better to send your envelope of water there, than to Hollywood?

I, for one, welcome our new sashimi overlords.

Not a second later we see a no-nonsense guy holding a gun, which is definitely not something he carries around to compensate for other physical shortcomings.

Yeah, that's the point indeed. It's probably not intentional, but it's a social construction of utopian ideals as stupid and impractical; that people are incapable of intentionally creating their own societies. So let's just accept the crappy world we live in, not work for change, and sit in front of the glass teat…

Eerily similar to Scientology!

Wow look at that Young Connie Chung

I've been to Paul Morantz's home and the rattlesnake skeleton marked as evidence is framed on his wall.

That's a really great idea.

A Chinese place near where I go to school uses a brown sauce/gravy. I have no idea what it really is, some Cantonese shit probably.

Yeah, and while we're at it, where the hell is cake on this list?!