The first thing to do when one is attempting to determine the veracity of a conspiracy theory is to ask, "Why?"

It'd be innersteen to see how this would change Paula Deen's ackcint

Has anybody seen Milton_Berle's_Cock lately?

...yeah, that's what I heard.

...and all the while proclaiming to be the standard to which we should all aspire.

What did the zero say to the eight?

I live in the Central Valley and there is definitely room for Ag to get more frugal with their water. (Drip irrigation, and alternative crop selection) In some cases it doesn't make sense to grow certain crops in Calif., like cotton, which takes an enormous amount of water.

Especially for the canned dolphin.

It's a capricious knife gawker wields. Most greyed-out commenters have done absolutely nothing wrong.

pfft...You act like farmers are the only ones facing restrictions. Fines are being levied, cities are paying homeowners to tear out their lawns.

No way! Biodegradable bags that degrade over time? Who'da thought!

***facepalm***

Huh...I always called it Carpet Bombing.

...and pretensiousness is for people without personalities.

#10 should be #1 as it's the only likely to kill you if you break it.

...or are you just glad to see me?

Challah makes the best French Toast. It makes it the most (gasp) custardy, light, and fluffy.

Lets put his boiling meat (not braising) bullshit to rest shall we? It drains the food of flavor. It's unnecessary if you plan your time well (or even medium well)

He grills up mean Gingered Aspergers.

You are quite correct Albert. I would only add that with her "yawl" is the addition of a clothes pin to her nose as she says it. Which is much like use of a wood rasp to my eardrums.