I’m surprised it hasn’t devolved into froth-mouthed yelling of racial slurs.

Hey, if they’ve got a learner’s then they’re definitely too old for the kids’ menu.

Red Bull works great to get them back to life.

Good parents realize kids can be messy and tip well to off set the issue.

You would rather complain about being wasteful than eat leftovers?

I’d be mortified if I got anything other than 32 out of 32. It’s so obvious that higher is higher and lower is lower, no matter how close.

Plenty of tones were very close, but I still had no problems getting 32 out of 32. It just seems obvious that higher is higher and lower is lower, no matter by how much.

It’s a hot dog then?

Yeah, I buy bologna in half inch slices, and pan fry them.

I think you may be wrong. Homophobic white males don’t pay for porn - they have endless free porn to choose from.

Last minute? It’s 12 days still. Many relationships will form and dissolve in that time!

Last minute? It’s 12 days still. Many relationships will form and dissolve in that time!

To be full?

wind chills of 40, 50, even 60 degrees below zero—and that’s in Fahrenheit.

But I think it’s pretty shitty to “blame the victim” in all cases when a relationship ends badly.

If only the subway wasn’t the only form of transportation...

might have caused less pain...

Perfect example, to westerners we would NEVER even consider that “seven” and “hoop circle or ring” when combined would mean small charcoal grill.

We’re all dying, but who really wants to know their expiration date?

This bootstrapy bullshit comment glosses over the whole bullying aspect, which is very real and very shitty, not to mention the added body image horrors especially if you’re female.

I swear, something about blizzards makes your average Minnesotan really want a pizza.