Soft boiled > hard boiled

I’ve seen people do eggs over easy with a pan flip. I suspect that it took a lot of practice before that became easy.

I mean, I can hold a pencil and type.

Celebrate with a lazy day of beer, pizza and TV!

According to a friend, Pikmin means “prick of mine” in Danish.

What is wrong with bourbon?

I don’t believe that mixing alcohols makes you more likely to have a hangover, or a worse hangover, but I do believe personally that certain types of alcohol make me have worse hangover symptoms than others.

Given the cheap IKEA furniture, it probably isn’t real champagne either, which explains why it wasn’t imbibed.

Also, those pants are impossibly skinny.

Just be careful what you ask for. You may get a generic zipper that doesn’t mach the original. If you take a pair of vintage jeans in and they replace the brass zipper with a Made in Youknowwhere plated crapmetal zipper, you have just lost several hundred dollars and risk inadvertently exposing yourself.
Or they might…

It won’t happen if you always button and zipper up your jeans before washing them.

As those of us going commando knows, buy Levi’s 501s.

The by far most common problem I have with zippers is hair getting stuck in them. How do I prevent that?

Do people actually complain about having too much horsepower?

and whats to say this car wont be enjoying to drive?

It has already been diluted more than it should have by using simple syrup instead of sugar. And will probably be served with ice too.

oh here comes captain fuckface to shout about how the anti-racist people are just as bad as the racists. die in a fucking fire, shitfuck.

Yes, because it’s not about making society better, it’s about giving in to your baser instincts of vindictiveness and revenge. That, unfortunately, makes you no better than they are. Not an iota.

This is why we cannot have good things.

The problem is that you don’t control the other diners. If one of them touches their plate with their eating fork and then the fondue fork, the fondue fork is contaminated. If they then dip it into the fondue, the fondue is contaminated. It doesn’t matter how good your hygiene is at that point.